#1
Who does the courtesy flush?

I recently heard my mom say she h8s automated toilets cuz u have to stand up to do a C flush. I was like WTF u don't do that at home so WhyTF is that a problem?

But back on topic who C Flushes, and do you do it at home too?
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#3
The Courtesy flush is illegal in 5 states including Egypt
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#4
nope, if you flush sitting down you get spray on your arse, and I'm not standing up in the middle of my jobby. Others can live with the stink.
#5
I have to do it, because I use the double flush method. Dump, flush, wipe, flush.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#6
i don't do it, i use the mega dump approach:

crap
crap some'moar
shart
crap
wipe
wipe
wipe my "Gooch"
flush it all at once
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#8
Quote by freedoms_stain
What's a "shart"? Sounds painful.

never eat glass.
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#9
Quote by freedoms_stain
What's a "shart"? Sounds painful.


A fart where you **** at the same time.
#11
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The Courtesy flush is illegal in 5 states including Egypt


????


Egypt isn't even a state.
#12
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Egypt isn't even a state.

.......


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#13
shart is the funniest word ever.
along came polly lolz
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#14
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????


Egypt isn't even a state.


not supposed to make sense lol
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#15
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????


Egypt isn't even a state.


I believe that is sig worthy
#17
i piss on the mirror
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#18
if it has to do with being courteous, you can not go wrong
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#20
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i piss on the mirror

what are you? an acrobat?
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#21
Quote by majonior
oh yeah i also still piss on the toilet seat

It's a habit I don't think I will never break. Sometimes its even intentional. I just feel the need to get the seat a little wet before I leave the bathroom...