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#1
What would you do if you had a time machine?!?!

If I had a time machine, i'd go back in time before I started building my time machine, then totally make out with myself. (I WOULD NEVER GET ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY. )

What would YOU do?!
#2
I would go back in time and make you not make this thread.
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#3
Go back in time and give myself a sports almanac to bet on race horses and make millions.
#4
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I would go back in time and make you not make this thread.

ow pwned!
peanuts and beers
#5
I wouldn't have taken seconds. Ugh I feel like a moo cow.
* casualty01 slinks away, sad, with a paddle in one hand and a strap on in the other.
#6
Quote by InvaderTSN
Go back in time and give myself a sports almanac to bet on race horses and make millions.


You bastard. You leave back to the future alone!

Good reference though.
#10
id go and get some 59 les pauls
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#11
Quote by GeneralGrim


i'd go back in time before I started building my time machine, then totally make out with myself.



+1 .. brilliant
uhuh .. oh yeh .. umm .. okay
#13
i'll have to go back in time to when i started making the time machine to teach the past me how to even make one, otherwise i'd never actually have a time machine in the present
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#14
I'd go back to the 40s and impregnate my grandma, thus becoming my own grandfather.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#15
I go back in time two minutes and stay there and do this four times, and form my own band featuring me on lead guitar, and me on rythym, me on vocals, me on bass, and me on drums.
ALWAYS

WANNA BE WITH YOU,
MAKE BELIEV
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IVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY,



OH, LOOVE!
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Quote by civildp1
I'd go back to the 40s and impregnate my grandma, thus becoming my own grandfather.


then you won't have the delta brain wave!
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then you won't have the delta brain wave!



I know, it's a total win-win situation.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#18
Go back and kill my mother, so she can't give birth to me and then I can't go back in tim to kill her. Paradox will destroy the universe, YAY!
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#19
if you had a time machine, you wouldn't be able to go back any further than when the time machine was made...
#21
I'd use it to do well on a project. I'd go back and I'd get the likes of Socrates, Billy the Kid, Napoleon, Joan of Ark, Ghengis Khan, Beethoven and Sigmund Frued. I'd then bring them back to the present and ace my final project.
Yellowknife, Northwest Territories
#22
Stop Bon Scott from dying, kill Pete Wentz's grandmother, and get a '67 SG, a '57 Strat, and a '59 Les Paul.
There ain't no moral to this story at all. Anything I tell you very well could be a lie.
#23
If I had a time machine, I'd probly go back 2 1962ish and totaly do that chick that played elly may. so hott.

Also, id probably go back and stop my former self from making sum of the bad choices ive made.
#25
I'd go back and find the first human, and then shoot it, stopping humanity in one simple blow.
#26
Quote by civildp1
I'd go back to the 40s and impregnate my grandma, thus becoming my own grandfather.

futurama refrence
i would go back in time and rob a bank then make a trip to a guitar store in the 60's or 70's and get a better guitar then making it back home it would be in mint condition and i would have payed alot less for it
#27
-Eliminate Pete wentz when he's in foetus form.

-**** with St Peter and Jesus when they're out drinkin'

-Terminate **** *******.

-Watch Bob Dylan live the first time he played electric.
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Quote by Chobes
I'd go back and find the first human, and then shoot it, stopping humanity in one simple blow.


lol this guys god.
#29
I would see AC/DC in 1978, Led Zeppelin in 1976, Black Sabbath in 1970,Stop Bon Scott, John Bonham, Kurt Cobain, John Lennon and some others from dieing, see the fall of Troy, and loads of other stuff
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#30
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I go back in time two minutes and stay there and do this four times, and form my own band featuring me on lead guitar, and me on rythym, me on vocals, me on bass, and me on drums.


You sir... might... just.. be onto somehting...
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#31
I'd go stalk myself in 2005.

Then I'd go stalk myself stalking myself in 2005.

Then I'd go stalk myself stalking myself stalking myself in 2005.

Then I'd go stalk myself stalking myself stalking myself stalking myself in 2005.

Then I'd go stalk myself stalking myself stalking myself stalking myself stalking myself in 2005.

Then I'd have icecream.



Afterwhich i would go back intime and stalk myself having icecream.
#32
I would rip off Back to the Future by playing some Metallica covers in the 70's and some relative of James Hetfield would call him up about the "new sound he was looking for."

Either that, or go hang out with a couple of Vikings.
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I'd go stalk myself in 2005.

Then I'd go stalk myself stalking myself in 2005.

Then I'd go stalk myself stalking myself stalking myself in 2005.

Then I'd go stalk myself stalking myself stalking myself stalking myself in 2005.

Then I'd go stalk myself stalking myself stalking myself stalking myself stalking myself in 2005.

Then I'd have icecream.



Afterwhich i would go back intime and stalk myself having icecream.
I would go back intime ot stop you from typeing this
Then I'd go stop you typing that, typing that
Then I'd go stop you typing that, typing that, typing that.

Then i would have a popsicle
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#35
Make more time machines, and sell them, becoming exteremly rich, then laugh at you lot who arent rich, cos you didnt think of this
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Make more time machines, and sell them, becoming exteremly rich, then laugh at you lot who arent rich, cos you didnt think of this


But then couldn't someone go back in time before you made more time machines and did it for himself, thus beating you to the genius idea?
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I would go back intime ot stop you from typeing this
Then I'd go stop you typing that, typing that
Then I'd go stop you typing that, typing that, typing that.

Then i would have a popsicle

That was more than a little fail
#38
get some high tech machinery and go way back in time, then pretend i invented it, thus making millions.

or i'd go back and do something to someone i hate. (im out of ideas)

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#39
I'd be stealing some original broadcasters fo sure.
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But then couldn't someone go back in time before you made more time machines and did it for himself, thus beating you to the genius idea?

No.
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