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#1
Always wanted to know how stupid everyone is. We all have a blonde moment lol. Heres two from me-

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#2
Kill two stones with one bird.
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#3
"wow, you were born on the first? that means to get to be 18 on the 18th!

....wait a minute"
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#4
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Kill two stones with one bird.

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This man deserves my +1

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#6
so many...
i'm stupid

but it's difficult to translate to english...
Mr. Bad Guy


...

#7
i called my boyfriend my ex-boyfriend's name *blussssh*

freudian slips like that
Its Complicated
this time i think it might be
Triangulated
#8
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
Kill two stones with one bird.


thats a hard bird
#10
Said ''No'' to my first real love (still love her), and one week later I had with a girl I've only saw the last day of vacation (had a 'relationship' with her for one week). That was about 3 years ago, I still hate myself.
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#11
ok so this was at a quiz bowl competition....

woman: Doctor Blah blah blah (forgot the name) went to Chernobyl to do transplant surgeries on survivors. what transplants did he perform?

me: uhhhh......brain transplants?
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#12
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
Kill two stones with one bird.


"Two birds stoned at once."

"What are those things in cars with the numbers and letters... yeah, the registration plates."
#13
I have sex with Watermelons.


Daily.
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#15
Quote by sugar_daddy
'A big dass brum'

I meant to say a big bass drum.

That's stupid.

You're stupid.
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#16
"In a year its gonna be a year later"
David St. Hubbins: Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.
- Spinal Tap
#17
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
Kill two stones with one bird.


Isnt this a Chuck Norris joke?
As in, "Chuck Norris can Kill two stones with one bird!"
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#18
Quote by Homeless Kev
Isnt this a Chuck Norris joke?
As in, "Chuck Norris can Kill two stones with one bird!"

That's stupid, birds can't kill stones. Moron.
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#19
Quote by mcw00t
That's stupid, birds can't kill stones. Moron.


I presume it means that Chuck Norris could throw a bird so hard, it would disintigrate any rock that stands in it's way!
Dont blame me I didn't make it up. I just thought it was 5hit!
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A) Writing a hit album.
B) Behind enemy lines.
C) Writing a hit album behind enemy lines!
#20
doing some chemistry experiment. using a pipette filler

''It won't twist up no longer''
#21
"I love you."

/emoresponce
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#22
I wouldn't say it was stupid, more awkward... But I stood up in English class, attempted to lift my bag, but it was caught on my friend's chair. He said "What are you doing?" because it was tipping his chair, and as the class went silent for a sec I half shouted "I can't get it up!"
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#23
Probably the word 'stupidest.'
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#25
Oh there are plenty... but one of the silliest things I've said happened when I was trying to tell my boyfriend something and he wasn't taking me seriously so I frowned and said "This is my serious face!" only to crack a smile and start laughing about 4 seconds later because he was still smirking at me and I can never keep a straight face.
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#26
This was my epic fail:

I have five words for you...

WE ARE A DEMOCRACY!

Unfortunately, I was speaking in a debate at the time. You have no idea how embarrasing it is to have 60 people laugh at your blonde moment.
#27
once i was tripping acid with some people and they were talking about being so scared you poop yourself and i blurt out..

ive **** myself before!

like it was a cool new thing...

drugs
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#28
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"So if I get on my knees and open my mouth I can have the ice cream cone?"


Hahaaa, well I dont know I say such stupid things. Uhhhhh.... Give me a sec ummm

On GH3:
"I'm having the cherry condom."
"Martin that says cherry gibson."
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#29
me and a friend were talking about the word n igger
and i said that
"My grandma's cat was called n igger, cus it was black, but this was before black people were invented in the 50s or whatever"
i meant to say how the word n igger wasnt related to black people back then
my friend gave me the most confused look ever
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#30
I recently said "Curiosity killed the cow" and saw nothing wrong with that for a few minutes.

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but this was before black people were invented in the 50s or whatever

Haha invented. Dunno why but that made me laugh.
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Brilliant

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nachocheeez, that was awesome.
#31
(Talking about Guns N' Roses)
"I know someone who's named after Axl Rose"
Me: "Oo, what's he called?"
"Err.. Axl :/"
I've said more stupid things, but I can only remember that
"F*ck the guitar solos!!" - Olli Vänskä

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I dont know whats worse, you going out with a peadophile, or the fact you went to see Dragonforce
Err... DragonForce?

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#32
my sisters really dumb quotes

"whens march madness?"

"how many quarters are in this game?"

dad: "blues had a baby and named it rock and roll"
sister: "is that true?"
I'm a chick. Get used to it!
#33
i'm gay
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#34
im gonna shove this penis up your pencil

meant to say, im gonna shove this pencil up your penis
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#35
me and my friend were discussing how maybe we aren't living and it's just a sub reality of our brains and the suggestion of living and I said,
"I'm strongly convinced I'm not sitting here right now".
>.<
I was serious too.
And I also remember I asked a german friend of mine,
"Are there any cows in Germany?!"
...yeah.....
#36
one time:
"aren't potatoes made of starch?"

at school i heard:
"that chicks pretty manly, but shes kinda hot."
#37
My buddy had been tellin me about this girl he met up with and just started dating. Well me and my bud went to watch a movie at the mall a few days later and I noticed this girl who was ugly as sin and I said "damn dude, that chick up there looks like she got hit in the face with a shovel" and he asked which one, I pointed her out and he said "dude... thats my fuckin girlfriend... thats Sarah."

=\

Apparently she was going to meet us up there and watch the movie with us... man that was akward.
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#39
when arguing with a friend about whether calling someone a 'd ick head' or 'f uck' head' was better.

me: 'i like d ick better'
Whoa there, mowgli, i see a boundary, i eat a boundary, and wash it down with a cup of hot steaming rules
#40
ahh, im gonna get so much crap for this...

ide only been playing for a little while and i was buying strings so i could re-string my mums guitar, i asked the guy for left handed guitar strings (im right handed, my mums left handed)

hah, now i sound like a complete douchebag
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