#1
The game is simple; I will begin to write a tale, five sentences of it exactly. The next person under me is to do the same, and the next one, and the next one. Be careful as not to get in a hurry, if someone gets done b4 you delete your post to avoid confusion.
Ill begin.

The crisp autumn sunrise came very slowly, very lurkingly, over the mountain side. I breathe in the smooth air and savor the brilliance of the world surrounding me. I have been living on this mountain for over fourty years now, and not a day goes by that I havent regreted it. Maybe it really is time to move on to bigger things....maybe new york..maybe chicago, hell maybe canada. I step off my porch and........*begin*
I'm Just a Box in a Cage
I'm Just a Box in a Cage
I'm Just a Box in a Cage
I'm Just a Box in a Cage
#2
Quote by IwannaBeSadated

The crisp autumn sunrise came very slowly, very lurkingly, over the mountain side. I breathe in the smooth air and savor the brilliance of the world surrounding me. I have been living on this mountain for over fourty years now, and not a day goes by that I havent regreted it. Maybe it really is time to move on to bigger things....maybe new york..maybe chicago, hell maybe canada. I step off my porch and........*begin*


...I decided to go back in and watch pr0n. Which I did. Obsessively. Until the day I died. That is my story.
#3
Quote by Time Seller
...I decided to go back in and watch pr0n. Which I did. Obsessively. Until the day I died. That is my story.

Haha nice one =)... well cuz of TS i thought at THE GAME!!! DAMN YOU!
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i do it a lot. ill be playin somethin and i forget to close my mouth... sometimes its really bad, slobber everywhere. i goes mostly over the neck, on the higher frets, and its really hard to get out from under the strings.
#4
Quote by Time Seller
...I decided to go back in and watch pr0n. Which I did. Obsessively. Until the day I died. That is my story.

I rised from the grave as zombie. I decided to kill everyone with something to do with p0rn. My obsession to it had left me nothing else in my life. It was time for revenge. I broke out of my grave..
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I get called a slut all the time, and I'm a dude.

#5
Quote by Time Seller
...I decided to go back in and watch pr0n. Which I did. Obsessively. Until the day I died. That is my story.


lol
worlds shortest story
and with a theme
"dont go outside...watch porn instead!"
#6
Quote by BornToRun
I rised from the grave as zombie. I decided to kill everyone with something to do with p0rn. My obsession to it had left me nothing else in my life. It was time for revenge. I broke out of my grave..


...and changed my mind last minute and watched more porn. so much that i ran out of porn to watch. so i killed myself. and made a porn out of it. yeah...
#7
Quote by BornToRun
I rised from the grave as zombie. I decided to kill everyone with something to do with p0rn. My obsession to it had left me nothing else in my life. It was time for revenge. I broke out of my grave..


And started flailing like a banshee. The once beloved sunlight burnt me to my soul. My flesh peeled off. Then I was human again, and went back home for another bout of pr0n.
#8
Quote by Time Seller
...I decided to go back in and watch pr0n. Which I did. Obsessively. Until the day I died. That is my story.


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Too tired and lazy to bother with a sig, Sorry.
#9
Quote by Time Seller
And started flailing like a banshee. The once beloved sunlight burnt me to my soul. My flesh peeled off. Then I was human again, and went back home for another bout of pr0n.


I reached into my pants and pulled out the only gun that mattered and showed it why it did. Tugging, yanking, pulling, (chaffing), I rolled about the couch. But suddenly I heard rapid squeels outside...tire against the hot pavement. I looked out the window, it was the cops.....
I'm Just a Box in a Cage
I'm Just a Box in a Cage
I'm Just a Box in a Cage
I'm Just a Box in a Cage
#10
Quote by IwannaBeSadated
I reached into my pants and pulled out the only gun that mattered and showed it why it did. Tugging, yanking, pulling, (chaffing), I rolled about the couch. But suddenly I heard rapid squeels outside...tire against the hot pavement. I looked out the window, it was the cops.....


I smiled gleefully, then abruptly realized this wasn't a scene from my usual adult videos.


Grabbing my mobile phone, I ran out through the back door and grabbed my dog as a hostage.

The cops were running in the opposite direction, towards my neighbour Stan's house, which had just been burgled. The fools. I rushed towards them and started shouting death threats, all the time keeping my mobile phone near my dog's neck.
#11
i went online and fapped for several hours, then played some counterstrike. then i went and did some shrooms, LSD, smoked some gonja and played the kazoo
#12
Quote by SillyRabbit
i went online and fapped for several hours, then played some counterstrike. then i went and did some shrooms, LSD, smoked some gonja and played the kazoo


You're not continuing mine, you prat!