#1
I was throwing out the garbage just now and bumped into a cat. That caught me by surprise a little, but I quickly reacted to the immediate danger.
I screamed at it and it ran away.

So I was thinking, maybe I'm like a Beastmaster. What do you think?
#2
You're a retard.
"Even though I've found God, I still love blow jobs, and I still say fuck." - Dave Mustaine

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
#5
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Surely you expected nothing more than that from the pit?

To be honest, I'm not even entirely sure anything else needs to be said.

Alas, here goes...


Pardon? I don't quite follow.
#7
I wouldn't be suprised that you're actually NOT takin the piss. You did scream at the cat, didnt you?
"Even though I've found God, I still love blow jobs, and I still say fuck." - Dave Mustaine

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
#11
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Well, I screamed at it to move, and it did. The cat, I mean. Not your gf.


haha right. now were gettign the bigger picture...

maybe the cat could understand english?
#16
I just told my dog to sit.

I am more of a beastmaster than you.

Enjoy.

EDIT: ^ Holy crap my dog is a superdog?
#18
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I will show you. All of you.


Time Seller, for a guy who invented an entire element, you're getting pretty pwned.
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#19
when my older sister lived with us, she went to a RPing thing at her church, and my dad always called her a beastmaster and made up a theme song for her. wish i could remember it.
#21
Quote by Time Seller
I was throwing out the garbage just now and bumped into a cat. That caught me by surprise a little, but I quickly reacted to the immediate danger.
I screamed at it and it ran away.

So I was thinking, maybe I'm like a Beastmaster. What do you think?


NO YOU AREN'T you are a RETARD nothing more. WTF!