#1
*peers around corner*

Ok, so I've been interested in ballet lately. No no no, I don't want to take up ballet that would be weird.

Rather I'd like to start viewing ballets, and as of now I know...less than nothing about it. I think the dancers look so graceful and beautiful when they do it, so I was wondering if anyone has any knowledge about this type of dance.


Anyone here practice ballet?
(doubtful)

Anyone like me just like to watch it? If so, recommendations would be wonderful.

*hides*
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#3
When I was little, I wanted to be a ballerina.. But my mom forced me to play soccer.

I like watching it on public access channels. They have all the buff black guys on there.
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#4
See if you have the culture channel. I got to watch Ivan the Terrible by Sergei Prokofiev (I think) once. It was pretty awesome.

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#5
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See if you have the culture channel. I got to watch Ivan the Terrible by Sergei Prokofiev (I think) once. It was pretty awesome.

I'm a culture noob

The Culture Channel? I don't know.

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#6
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*peers around corner*

Ok, so I've been interested in ballet lately. No no no, I don't want to take up ballet that would be weird.

Rather I'd like to start viewing ballets, and as of now I know...less than nothing about it. I think the dancers look so graceful and beautiful when they do it, so I was wondering if anyone has any knowledge about this type of dance.


Anyone here practice ballet?
(doubtful)

Anyone like me just like to watch it? If so, recommendations would be wonderful.

*hides*


Billy Elliot?

Izzat you? Izzat really you?
#7
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Rather I'd like to start viewing ballets, and as of now I know...less than nothing about it. I think the dancers look so graceful and beautiful when they do it,


And then you're going to masturbate, right?
#8
Billy Elliot! Yeah, I loved that film. But that's too much of a story.
#9
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Billy Elliot?

Izzat you? Izzat really you?

Wha...?
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And then you're going to masturbate, right?

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#10
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Billy Elliot! Yeah, I loved that film. But that's too much of a story.

Thats the film where that girl goes, "wanna see me fanny?", right?
#11
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I don't really like men with thight pants jumping around.

I like women in tight pants jumping around . . .

I saw a ballet once . . . It was okay. I can't believe the whole standing on your toes thing though, that's just ****ing brutal.
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#12
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I like women in tight pants jumping around . . .

I saw a ballet once . . . It was okay. I can't believe the whole standing on your toes thing though, that's just ****ing brutal.

So true. Have you ever tried that? Fucking impossible.
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#13
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Billy Elliot?

Izzat you? Izzat really you?


My thoughts exactly
#15
oh your gay. your gay, you are so gay. your like at a severe gay cuz your so gay. you like it when balls are in your face. later homo
#16
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oh your gay. your gay, you are so gay. your like at a severe gay cuz your so gay. you like it when balls are in your face. later homo

Very nice contribution.
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#17
I believe they made a ballet adaptation of Jason Becker's "End of the Beginning", which I consider to be an awesome song. If that helps.
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#18
Opera > Ballet.

Don't get me wrong- it's beautiful and amazing, but I find it a lot more difficult to stay interested for long.
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#21
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Opera > Ballet.

Don't get me wrong- it's beautiful and amazing, but I find it a lot more difficult to stay interested for long.

I'm also an Opera fan. I'm fairly well versed in it too.
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I think they have special shoes that let them stand on their toes, due to squared ends on the shoe-toe part.

Yeah, but it still puts loads of pressure on the toes, feet, and legs.
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