#1
So...i had a friend over recently, that will be refered to as "bobby joe sue mcwambot the 19th"...he spent a couple nights, and went home yesterday...today i received a call about the night he got home, his on/off girlfriend wanted to give him a blowjob...but he was too damn tired(no sleep at mah house >.> he...couldent get it up...****ing hilarious IMO...
...Imma Snow Leopard...Rawr....
#3
lol
"Even though I've found God, I still love blow jobs, and I still say fuck." - Dave Mustaine

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
#4
his on/off girlfriend wanted to give him a blowjob


does she get turned to the "on" position for blowjobs and "off" for when he puts her back in the closet?
...even when i'm sleepin' i'm keepin' it real.
#5
WOW! this is so funny!


not. maybe if we actually knew your friend. without any connection to him its pretty unfunny actually.