#1
Only Pedophiles Hover.









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"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#2
you got me with the hover thing
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*opens happytimeharrys head* *finds nothing*

what a ripoff

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#4
So that's why I've been touching little children.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#5
Please tell me you're not serious...
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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#6
i only came in here because i didnt wanna be a pedo.

but i really hope mccain does win
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#8
Quote by Dinkydaisy
So that's why I've been touching little children.


Same.

I thought cleaning them with your tongue was normal, until now.
#9
I am seriosuly confused... Is this a hoax of some sort? All seems a bit weird, and im sure if this was actually real, that it would be all over the news all over the world straight away...
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lololololol that was epic andyd93. you just made my day


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#11
Je ne comprends pas.
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#15
Quote by Dinkydaisy
So that's why I've been touching little children.


We all wouldn't be touching them if they didnt dress so god-damn sexy...

Thanks Sh1t. Now I'm a Sex Offending Communist Pensioner.
#17
Quote by blue_strat
^ The Onion is a parody news site.


the onion is very funny
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I can only poop during full moons.
#20
I guess I'm a pedophile now...


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I've lost my bovine virginity.

I'm not even going to tell you what that means.


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#21
Quote by lateraluspiral
but i really hope mccain does win


are you kidding me? that prick still thinks we should stay in Iraq after the current administration is gone
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#22
Quote by ctb
I didn't hover but I'm a professional paedophile anywayzkthnxbai.


I know
#24
Quote by Gurgle!Argh!
yes.

"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#25
Quote by redh0tchilip3pp
Is this for real?


Yes, but you are not. And neither are we.
Every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you
#26
hehe, the ending of it was best, with the 'i take it thats a hint...' bit. ho ho ho.
my name is matt. you can call me that if you like.
#32
Quote by Rasta Dogg
are you kidding me? that prick still thinks we should stay in Iraq after the current administration is gone

oh yes, because pulling out right away would just leave Iraq and the Middle East in great condition.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#34
Quote by Rasta Dogg
are you kidding me? that prick still thinks we should stay in Iraq after the current administration is gone


you heard me
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#35
Quote by Preid
Anyone else see the Irish Body Wash ?

Yep

I already smell like Ireland.
I should buy some but I'm scared I'd OD on Ireland.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#36
Irish Body Wash?

War for the White House?

I'm going to create the procrastination club, just later...