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#2
Someone's not getting any women...
BRIGHT LIGHTS PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
#3
Well, Billy, it's like this, son. When God was making da whole Universe. He figured women were inferior to men, due to God being a Dude. And thus, he created the acoustic guitar as a means to control the women.

Thank you.
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#4
Women don't love guitar players.

But I will say this: I think that myth stems from the fact that playing guitar might make you a lot more confident, which helps in talking to women.

I know that from personal experience (says the virgin)
#5
we're good with our hands basically
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#6
some of my friends said they love guitar players

i played guitar

screwed them

now they dont like guitar players
#7
guitar ? meh

talent + guitar ? yes

...


or just play songs they like that require no talent
#9
Quote by Glimsom
Well, Billy, it's like this, son. When God was making da whole Universe. He figured women were inferior to men, due to God being a Dude. And thus, he created the acoustic guitar as a means to control the women.

Thank you.




+1
#10
It's not true. It's just people have always thought guitar was cool, so it inevitably captures SOME girls' attention.
#11
lol, it's not like you're gonna play guitar and get all the women...people probably say that because guitarists are the ones that get more attention during shows aside from the singer
"There's Jimmy Page, the greatest thief of American black music who ever walked the earth."
-Homer Simpson
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#14
Girls love us bassists. Cos we use our fingers a lot more xD
"Punk is a state of mind, and no one can take that away from you."
#15
Women will find you 15-45% more sexier if you can play the guitar fairly well.

I don't make the rules, I just live by them.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


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#16
Quote by Beakwithteeth
Women don't love guitar players, women love accordian players, don't be an idiot!

This is true. My friend got an accordion for Christmas and the women are all over him.
#17
we only like decent guys who play the guitar, not guys who think that because they play the guitar they get a special status. so if you're an antisocial, moody, unkind, grumpy little teenage bastard who happens to play the guitar...girls will still hate you. sorry
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#19
Quote by Punks|Not|Dead
Girls love us bassists. Cos we use our fingers a lot more xD


I agree, with are alot better with our fingers....Ohyes...Yes indeeeeed.
#20
Quote by dudetheman
Women will find you 15-45% more sexier if you can play "Hey there Delilah" fairly well.

I don't make the rules, I just live by them.


fixed

You play Van Halen and Rush you won't get girls. You play a song composed of about 2 chords and 4 notes, well.....
#21
Talented male guitar player => talent => skilled => will be able to provide => beneficial for offspring => should procreate with said male.

I like talented, intelligent men. A guitar when played well screams talent/ambitions.
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#22
Quote by DaveGilmour1189
fixed

You play Van Halen and Rush you won't get girls. You play a song composed of about 2 chords and 4 notes, well.....
I disagree - plenty of girls around here dig some "You Really Got Me" or "Limelight."
#23
Yeah, if only girls were impressed by a good ol' Megadeth solo... But no. It's open chords all the way. I should really start learning some acoustic stuff... (Unrelated. =P)
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#25
Quote by DieGarbageMan
some of my friends said they love guitar players

i played guitar

screwed them

now they dont like guitar players

that's because of your man problems...
sup?
#26
Quote by Punks|Not|Dead
Girls love us bassists. Cos we use our fingers a lot more xD

I play guitar AND bass! Why don't the girls love me? It could be the fact that I have 0 confidence and I can't read people at all, so I would never know if someone liked me or not unless they told me very clearly...Oh well, there's always porn!
#27
Quote by OddOneOut
Talented male guitar player => talent => skilled => will be able to provide => beneficial for offspring => should procreate with said male.

I like talented, intelligent men. A guitar when played well screams talent/ambitions.

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#28
it's a sweeping generalization that can only be applied to girls who have an interest in guitars/music themselves. but guitar can't get you, say, into a relationship of any kind. i'm sure you have to be somewhat attractive and somewhat of an interesting person.
#30
Quote by DieGarbageMan
some of my friends said they love guitar players

i played guitar

screwed them

now they dont like guitar players


Put that in your sig
#31
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Her title says "Essex girl." I guarantee without looking, that she's already got 5,000.
#32
It's all about the bassists ^__^;;
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#33
I love women that play guitar or bass, you like what you like I guess.

Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
It's all about the bassists ^__^;;


Aye! *quickly removes 'guitar' from my comment.*
#34
Girls are impressed by any guitar playing as long as it ain't metal. Unless there a metal chick.
#35
Quote by Flying Couch
I disagree - plenty of girls around here dig some "You Really Got Me" or "Limelight."


here's a story (i've told it a couple times here)

my and my roomate are in our room, handing with two girls. They notice our two respective guitars in the corner, his a weathered acoustic, mine a demon red Ibanez Rg (sharktooth inlays, floyd Rose, made in 86). They ask us to play them something. I plug in and in a vain attempt to impress them pull out every trick I know in the book, tapping, legatos, every cool Van Halen and Dimebag sound i know. I get a lukewarm reception to say the least. Roommate grabs his guitar and plays a Jack Johnson song (poorly i should add, he only picked it up the summer before college). The girls were all but visably soaking through the crotches of their pants.

Yeah, i know I'm an idiot. In situations since then i play Bold as Love and try my best not to notice when someone goes "hey, John Mayer, awesome"
#36
Quote by mrwaffles
I play guitar AND bass! Why don't the girls love me? It could be the fact that I have 0 confidence and I can't read people at all, so I would never know if someone liked me or not unless they told me very clearly...Oh well, there's always porn!


Haha the girl I met on the one night stand loved my fingers... Lol [:

haha a good argument i nthe whole fingers vs picks bass debate.
"Punk is a state of mind, and no one can take that away from you."
#38
Quote by deadspoken
bassists. It makes your fingers quick for... yea

Don't automatically assume that.
Playing bass certainly does not automatically give you godly skills.
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#39
Girls like guys who play guitar because they have act and look rebellious (most of the time) Girls like the bad boy's not the good guys.
#40
Quote by DaveGilmour1189
here's a story (i've told it a couple times here)

my and my roomate are in our room, handing with two girls. They notice our two respective guitars in the corner, his a weathered acoustic, mine a demon red Ibanez Rg (sharktooth inlays, floyd Rose, made in 86). They ask us to play them something. I plug in and in a vain attempt to impress them pull out every trick I know in the book, tapping, legatos, every cool Van Halen and Dimebag sound i know. I get a lukewarm reception to say the least. Roommate grabs his guitar and plays a Jack Johnson song (poorly i should add, he only picked it up the summer before college). The girls were all but visably soaking through the crotches of their pants.

Yeah, i know I'm an idiot. In situations since then i play Bold as Love and try my best not to notice when someone goes "hey, John Mayer, awesome"
Oh my God. Are you fucking serious? Wow.
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