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#1
okay pit we have a problem here.

it seems to me that most of the American users on here are .. well lets put it this way

SARCASTIC BASTARDS

is it too much to ask of you to just be kind to fellow pitters

it seems everyone wants brownie points for the funniest diss to someone.

im really getting bored of it now and would just like to say.

dont take it out on the friendly ug'ers because your ****ry is run by a clown.

there i said it.
#5
Its not just americans that are sarcastic assholes here..

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#9
Skip-dee-dee-da-do-bap!

I hope that answers it for you.
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#11
All Pit Monkeys are sarcastic bastards.

Now Go Away.
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#12
Its a human thing...people are sarcastic and biting in life...deal
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#13
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see here we go again.

you my friend are a bastard



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#14
The words "serious pit meeting" instantly make this thread a viable target for trolls.
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#16
Quote by eldanny
All Pit Monkeys are sarcastic bastards.

Now Go Away.


i hate you more than anyone.

i haven't seen you in one thread where you have actually had a discussion.

you are ALWAYS moaning and whining about something or someone.

with your annoying avatar.
#17
Quote by SweetBabyJames1
yes but it is mostly the americans.


And how would you know that? I don't have a location, and very few people actually list their location on their UG profile.

Could it be... stereotyping this behavior to Americans?
#18
thanks for stereotyping us man, i really appreciate it

not all of us waste time trolling, some of us like actual discussion
#19
Quote by eldanny
All Pit Monkeys are sarcastic bastards.

Now Go Away.

Yes.
Pit Monkey: noun: a sarcastic bastard that lives in the Pit.

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#20
tits or gtfo
#22
im not stereotyping i love america and americans.

but it is mostly the americans on here that are sarcastic.

and by that i mean the ones who have there locations listed and are constantly ridiculing others.
#23
oh wow. just wow.

anyone else think this guy needs a pacifier? or maybe something a little more grown up to suck on? *reaches calmly for his zipper*
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#25
i am american and i too am tired of these people

and putting" serious pit meeting" in the thread name makes it totally un-serious
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#26
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The words "serious pit meeting" instantly make this thread a viable target for trolls.



Did someone say troll?


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#27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ09SDrEBOs

it's just like this vid! senseless and funny lol
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#28
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All of us non american never use sarcasm



speak for yourself, rocking-rob, speak for yourself
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#30
yeah man americans suck
and I freely admit it although I am american,
the other day my car broke down in the middle of a 50 mile/hour road, almost right away a spanish guy helps push it to a parking lot, after one minute an indian guy comes and gives me a jump so I could get home, I'd have to agree that americans are assholes, every other country I've been to most people are nice, I think we all should face it, most americans suck
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#31
You know... You're probably not going to help anything by this thread. Aside from proving what was already obvious to everybody including those who are guilty of the douche baggery.

Of course, not to say it actually is douche baggery. I personally find it really funny sometimes. And it makes it that much more special when Pit Monkeys are nice to each other
#32
Quote by *Juno*
Did someone say troll?


God i get abusive when im drinking brandy

Now I almost feel bad for being a dick seeing as i'm completely sober...

#33
Okay I Retract My Statement About Americans.

But Why Do People Tell Me To Grow The **** Up In Other Threads Just Because I Over Reacted ?

Why Do People Constantly Ridicule Others In Here ?

Why Cant We Just Have Normal ****ing Discussions.
#34
Quote by SweetBabyJames1
im not stereotyping i love america and americans.

but it is mostly the americans on here that are sarcastic.

and by that i mean the ones who have there locations listed and are constantly ridiculing others.


Says the person who posts threads on the Pit looking for pity.

Seriously, if you expect pity from the Pit, you are seriously misguided.
#35
Quote by SweetBabyJames1
i hate you more than anyone.

i haven't seen you in one thread where you have actually had a discussion.

you are ALWAYS moaning and whining about something or someone.

with your annoying avatar.



And I thought nobody noticed me
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#36
okay pit we have a problem here

it seems to me that most of the non-American users on here are ...well lets put it this way

WHINY BITCHES

is it too much to ask for you to just take a joke everyonce in awhile

it seems everyone takes things way to seriously about our attempts at brownie points

im really getting bored of it now and would just like to say.

dont take it out on the friendly uger's just because our country is run by a jester crossed with a mime

there i said it
My signature is stupid.
#37
because the majority of the people on here are extreamly immature and do everything simply for "the lulz"

uve been in threads with me before, surely you know there is some seriousl discussions that go on here?
#38
Quote by SweetBabyJames1
Okay I Retract My Statement About Americans.

But Why Do People Tell Me To Grow The **** Up In Other Threads Just Because I Over Reacted ?

Why Do People Constantly Ridicule Others In Here ?

Why Cant We Just Have Normal ****ing Discussions.

#39
wow, you are on a fail streak SBJ

keep it up!

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#40
I thought Americans didn't know what it was?
I was pretty sure they thought it was a kind of Lizard.

You can put your toys back in the pram now.