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#4
Quote by teegman

Now go forth and stimulate those nipples!
Make them bleed milk!



i think they'll just bleed blood.

Thanks but no thanks.
#5
I would feel so awkward if i had a nipple orgasm when they were being stimulated...
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#9
I'd rather not wank my nipples until they cum milk.

I'd like to know if anyone here can actually do it
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#10
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#13
My friend Eric can do it. Which inspired me to steal estrogen pills out of a medical supply cabinet from the hospital my mom works at.

I accept your challenge.
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#16
you can't just do it, you need hormone stimulus. Either get some pills like jackofjill, or get prostate cancer and get treated for it, or go to a concentration camp.
#17
Well, here goes...



Whew, had more than I thought!
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#19
Haha.. This is the best thread I've seen on here in a long time.
#21
Quote by teegman
about time I got some recognition!

Fuck you Teegman, male lactation is unnatural, and I don't like it, so you're wrong.

..I just kinda wanted this to be like your other threads.
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#23
Quote by CollinPlaysBass
I think you have to drink it before you can "win".



+1

One of my friends says he knows someone who can do it and I never believed him until now...
#24
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Fuck you Teegman, male lactation is unnatural, and I don't like it, so you're wrong.

..I just kinda wanted this to be like your other threads.


Males are fitted with mammary glands so your argument of it being unnatural is completely unfounded. On the otherhand, our lack of milk storing capacity and increased overheads in producing said milk make it an illogical form of breastfeeding, as long as the mother is capable of doing so.
#25
lol he cited wikipedia
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#28
holy **** haha i jsut started squeezing my nipples and i got a little bit out hahahaha. not enough to fill a jar but maybe in a couple years ill have enough to sit down and hav a nice warm cup of milk
#29
lmao that is so gross
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#32
Quote by teegman
So Jack off Jill is our only competitor so far?


Poor work UG, git ur dun!



Hell no, count me in.
#33
Quote by Beakwithteeth
Hell no, count me in.

You are going to fail miserably, I actually have those estrogen pills.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#35
Quote by Jack Off Jill
You are going to fail miserably, I actually have those estrogen pills.



Bring it on! I naturally produce an excess amount of estrogen.


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#37
Quit spamming my thread with that male pregnancy bullshit Symphonic_Chaos and bowdyyz69, you're both living in a fantasy world if you think any male from UG has the capacity to make this happen.

Lets keep this thread in the real world people.
#38
Quote by teegman
Quit spamming my thread with that male pregnancy bullshit Symphonic_Chaos and bowdyyz69, you're both living in a fantasy world if you think any male from UG has the capacity to make this happen.

Lets keep this thread in the real world people.



the real world of dudes having a lactation contest....
#39
........

what has the Pit come to...
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#40
So do you just like jack off your nipples or what? I didn't think it happened on command, sounds absurd.
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