#1
.....by a guy that is gay and trying to get with me....(I am not gay btw).

What to do o wise ppl of the pit to refrain from hitting the dude?
#2


Not funny either.

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#4
just go in a dark alley way , take off your clothes, and roll around making strange noises. the stalker will be like "wtf" and stop stalking you.
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#5
its me im stalking you
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#6
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just go in a dark alley way , take off your clothes, and roll around making strange noises. the stalker will be like "wtf" and stop stalking you.


Either that or he's going to sex him up.
#7
Quote by cire sirrah
just go in a dark alley way , take off your clothes, and roll around making strange noises. the stalker will be like "wtf" and stop stalking you.


oddly enough....that sounds like it might work...
#8
O_o tell him to stop? I mean if he noticed you stalked him tell him to ****ing quit it. Im sure he'd feel self conscious and stop.
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O_o tell him to stop? I mean if he noticed you stalked him tell him to ****ing quit it. Im sure he'd feel self conscious and stop.


I did....then I walked away...like a good distance and then I faintly hear the scurring of footsteps...then dude was immediately behind me...I nearly roundhouse'd the guy in his jaw, but people of "authority" were present so...
#13
Quote by WillPlayForFood
O_o tell him to stop? I mean if he noticed you stalked him tell him to ****ing quit it. Im sure he'd feel self conscious and stop.

Or pull a knife on you, cut you and rape your dead body.
#14
bend over?
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Not funny either.

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wow, way to be a douche bag. this isn't spam and this shouldn't be reported. this is probably a big deal.


having said that, no idea how to help you. sorry bud.
#17
til he sees you with another man or chick (whatever your into, aint my business) he'll probably stop

or run really really fast!
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#19
Get naked all slow and sensual-like. Lick your lips at him, gazing into the deep pools of love that are his eyes. Smile at him, and say his name in the sexiest way possible.

And then cut your ****ing **** off.
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#22
^ lol

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.....by a guy that is gay and trying to get with me....(I am not gay btw).

What to do o wise ppl of the pit to refrain from hitting the dude?
Become gay. Then you will want him to get with you.

See how easy the solution is?
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#25
I say get a straight friend of yours, run up behind this guy, and u both smack him in the butt. Either he will lust after you all the more (that is, if he's ACTUALLY stalking you, which I doubt), or it would make a great Youtube video for you to laugh at.
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