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No, I'm not talking about my balls, I'm talking about my girlfriend's boobs. I've just been referring to the twins as Righty and Lefty, respectively, but I've decided that they need better names than that. Any ideas?
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#6
Tell her you named them, then go jerk it some porn after she leaves you.
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#8
Actually, she's the one who suggested I ask UG. She agrees that their current names just suck.
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#11
my and pants.
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make loud howling noises and throw your feces at them whenever they bring it up, I suggest that your GF does the same.
#13
from the thread title, i thought that TS was going to give up on guitar after trying both right and left handed.
#15
chunky and monkey
Quotes from other UGers in your signatures that talk about how good you are suck donkey schlong.
#16
So far Ren and Stimpy and Kenan and Kel are her favorites. Keep 'em coming.
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#18
breakfast and lunch?
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#20
sanford and son?
mork and mindy?
beavis and butthead?
starsky and hutch?
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#21
I would name them "Get back" and "to the kitchen".
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#23
Lois and Clark?
Simon and Garfunkel?
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#25
The Olsen twins: Mary-Kate and Ashley.
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#26
You're naming your GF's boobs.......wow.
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#29
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I named mine Mork and Mindy.

i mentioned that as a joke, but sure... it could work.

EDIT: I would have to see them first to judge though
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#30
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The Olsen twins: Mary-Kate and Ashley.

have you seen the olsen twins? anorexic.
might as well name those boobs "teensy and tiny"
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#31
how bout ant and aadvark
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#32
i liked the mork and mindy one.
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#33
Thelma and Louise

Bert and Ernie

Terrance and Phillip

Yacko and Wacko
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#35
Jack and Meg
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#36
pics or it didnt happen
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