Have u ever had a girlfriend or boyfriend before? Regardless, how old r u?

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#1
I'm 18 and never have had a gf in my life, and at this right it's plausible that I won't for a while. I'm too damn shy to get one...I don't even have the guts to even talk to a female.
Last edited by brownstone999 at Mar 19, 2008,
#4
Um.. Yes. Several. Twenty.


..And I've had intercourse.
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#10
Don't even worry about it. You'll either a) become desperate enough to break out of your shell or b) grow up and grow out of your shell. Either way, you'll get some.
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#12
Actual girlfriends: 3
Women who were friends with benefits: 5
Women who were my girlfriend for the night: 20 or so maybe
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#13
7, with my current Gf being 8

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#16
I used to have one. Then I joined UG.

Funny thing is, every time I'm banned from here I manage to do well with girls .
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#17
Yep a few and im 16
But yeah stop being a pussy and talk to girls or.. Get a fleslight like earlier stated
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#18
Yes. Many. I'm 19.

Just relax. Confidence is the key.
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#19
I'm 18 and i've been dating my girlfriend for almost two years.
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#21
do u have friends that r girls?
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#22
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Actual girlfriends: 3
Women who were friends with benefits: 5
Women who were my girlfriend for the night: 20 or so maybe


You man-*****!
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#23
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I used to have one. Then I joined UG.

Funny thing is, every time I'm banned from here I manage to do well with girls .



But it's not like you would trade UG for girls right?
#25
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You man-*****!

Is it wrong I am actually ashamed of those numbers?
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#26
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But it's not like you would trade UG for girls right?

I don't have to, I have both
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#27
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..And I've had intercourse.

Banging dead chicks and animals and rubbing your penis against your guitar don't actually count as intercourse.
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go eat a hermanpherdite.
#28
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Is it wrong I am actually ashamed of those numbers?

No its wrong, but its not right either\

As long as you have no STD's you've done good
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#30
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No. I'm too scared to talk to girls



of course, be careful, girls have cooties
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#31
I've had none and I'm turning 16 in a month....
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#32
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I've only had 2, soon to be 3 if i feel like being in a relationship. I'm 16 (turning 17 next month).

Personally, the single life is pretty damn good. up to a point.
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#33
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of course, be careful, girls have cooties

OH NO I HAVE COOTIES!
#34
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Is it wrong I am actually ashamed of those numbers?


It's only bad if you're a girl.
If you're a dude, the more the merrier.
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#35
One... kind of. I really screwed it up. We weren't really going out or anything, but we went to a dance together, and we were good friends for a while.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#36
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No. I'm too scared to talk to girls

They're just people man. Not every girl you talk to is a potential love-interest. Maybe you should start slow by speaking a little to cashiers and other customer-service people. Don't hit on them, but maybe try to make a positive comment about the weather or something.
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go eat a hermanpherdite.
#37
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No. I'm too scared to talk to girls

They don't bite


...unless you wnat them too
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#38
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Banging dead chicks and animals and rubbing your penis against your guitar don't actually count as intercourse.

I'm assuming this is something you learned after years of therapy.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#39
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OH NO I HAVE COOTIES!

Also known as STDs
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