Poll: In average, how many times to masturbate a week?
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View poll results: In average, how many times to masturbate a week?
Once
6 6%
2-3
14 14%
4-5
14 14%
5+ (lol wut)
57 58%
I don't masturbate.
7 7%
Voters: 98.
#5
usually 2-4 times a day.

Once after i wake up, once when i get back from school/work, another before i go to bed. usually the case.

So its about, 14-28 times a week ahha.
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#8
1 or 2 times a day.... plenty of icy hot
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#9
I used to masturbate every day. Sometimes twice a day... sometimes more. Then I found some thing really cool I gall it.... .... ... Girl... its like a drug... you should try it sometime.
#11
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I used to masturbate every day. Sometimes twice a day... sometimes more. Then I found some thing really cool I gall it.... .... ... Girl... its like a drug... you should try it sometime.

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#12
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usually 2-4 times a day.

Once after i wake up, once when i get back from school/work, another before i go to bed. usually the case.

So its about, 14-28 times a week ahha.


I would get that checked out dude, it sounds like you might have Needagirlfrienditis; it's a serious condition, as it might make it harder to have children in the future.
#13
maybe 1-2


im not 14 anymore, so i dont have the urge to do it all the time. plus i have a girlfriend, so i dont have to do it as often.
#14
taboo topic?

this is certainly not a taboo topic, there is a thread like this every other week
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#16
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Nobody knows my penis better than me.

oh so you.... ok... you should try it though its funner than it looks.
#17
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taboo topic?

this is certainly not a taboo topic, there is a thread like this every other week


WAY more often than that. And it even gets into threads that have nothing to do with it. You can make a thread about a giant gash on your forehead it's only a matter of time before SOMEONE posts "fap fap fap".
#22
I love how guys say they have a girlfriend so they don't need to masturbate. It totally makes it sound like your girlfriends only purpose in life is as a tool for ejaculation. I like to think of sex as mutual enjoyment, not just "it's better than whacking off"

But then again I like to over analyze everthing and the guy just might mean he doesn't masturbate as often.
#23
Quote by blackphoenix86
your girlfriends only purpose in life is as a tool for ejaculation.

#24
With daily sex: 2-3 times a day
Without daily sex: 2-3 times a day

Maybe I fap too much?

*sulks back to 4chan*
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#25
Try doing it once a week. Makes it special
#26
Once or twice a week. I often go longer periods of maybe... 7-10 days.

I find it painful to go for round two on the same day. Most guys that do must have built up an immunity.
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#28
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I love how guys say they have a girlfriend so they don't need to masturbate. It totally makes it sound like your girlfriends only purpose in life is as a tool for ejaculation. I like to think of sex as mutual enjoyment, not just "it's better than whacking off"

But then again I like to over analyze everthing and the guy just might mean he doesn't masturbate as often.


Agreed.
Just cuz you got a chick doesn't mean you won't get a random itch to test the slope.
But this **** is the typical reaction. Women will even fall into this type of thinking and be ok with it. That they are made as complacent sex tools.
Anyone with that attitude will always be subject to hit-it and quit-it method.

As you can tell, I don't agree with the "go get a girlfriend" school of thought. Why go through the rigours of dating when hooking-up with random ho's is much better? Yeah, STD's are in bloom these days, but everything in life that is fun always cums with a risk. Yeah, I said it.
#29
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With daily sex: 2-3 times a day
Without daily sex: 2-3 times a day

Maybe I fap too much?

*sulks back to 4chan*



no, that is prefectly normal. especially all that chafing (sp?).
#30
i uhm.. erm..

once or twice a week or so. i have an unnatural ability to suppress my horny urges occasionally. its called maturity.
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#31
[quote="'Anno[fzk"]']no, that is prefectly normal. especially all that chafing (sp?).
No chafing for me. I know how to masturbate without hurting myself. I've been doing it long enough to know a thing or two about touching my wiener.
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#32
I usually do so 2-3 times on a boring day(which is almost everyday... )
#33
0-14. I'm trying to cut back.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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