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#1
I was just in my kitchen, and not a single person in the house noticed me stealing the coke.
Yesterday i took a piss with the door open in my parents ensuite, they didn't see me.
And today i turned on my webcam and there was nothing!
Come to think of it, no one has seen me for a few days now.

This is a picture of me holding redbull...



EDIT: by request of soulflyv here is my famous tinfoil hat (well, one of them)



(posted on page 11/6, too)
Last edited by maccas666 at Mar 19, 2008,
#2
holy **** whered you go?!?!??!!?
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#4
He's a neuro!!!

I'll go get the chip gun.
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#5
Maccas, you keep winning, theres nothing else to say but that.

you effing rock
BACK LIKE A HEART ATTACK
#7
I can see you

Sorry to shatter dreams, but I am now your arch nemesis.

EDIT: O! So you can see him too?
#8
Your not so great! I beat anorexia!
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#9
OMG, please tell me your secret!
Quote by Alix_D
Never heard of Seinfeld, what kind of music do they play? Assuming they use Kramers, it must be heavy!



SAVE GIBSON

#10
Quote by Kai07
Maccas, you keep winning, theres nothing else to say but that.

you effing rock

Why thank you


Quote by Aleene
I can see you

Sorry to shatter dreams, but I am now your arch nemesis.

EDIT: O! So you can see him too?

You will not defeat me
#11
Smoke and mirrors, I say.
Quote by herby190
Every thread I've seen you in has been a complete success. Yay you!

Quote by theking182
i'm voting for GNiCk89. i just like how he speaks TO me, not AT me.

Quote by \m/Angus\m/
Yea, Sublime is a great band. You have an Underoath icon, so I think your opinion doesn't matter.
#12
Quote by Aleene
I can see you

Sorry to shatter dreams, but I am now your arch nemesis.

EDIT: O! So you can see him too?

hai 5
#13
Quote by Kai07
Maccas, you keep winning, theres nothing else to say but that.

you effing rock


You asskisser, you're just looking for a sig.
#16
Did you get that thing off eBay?

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#19
Quote by maccas666



You will not defeat me


Not alone, but with sam b we will make the awesome duo and bring you down!

Now to formulate a plan *throws smoke grenade on floor*
#20
I've nearly done the same thing. I've mastered an extreme form of stealth.

what you do is run and flail your arms about when you're in their line of sight. They see you but their brain doesn't let them comprehend the sight of a grown man running and flailing their arms about shouting at the top of his lungs 'penguin! penguin! FIIIIIIIIISH!" and even if they can comprehend that image, they don't pay attention to where you go. So you'll effectively disappear.

That's how I get my mums birthday presents past her when she's in the living room.
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

Quote by element4433
Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#21
Quote by metacarpi
Did you get that thing off eBay?


Nope.


I did divide by zero.
But i thought all that caused was my cat to not land on it's feet.
#23
Quote by Lemoninfluence
I've nearly done the same thing. I've mastered an extreme form of stealth.

what you do is run and flail your arms about when you're in their line of sight. They see you but their brain doesn't let them comprehend the sight of a grown man running and flailing their arms about shouting at the top of his lungs 'penguin! penguin! FIIIIIIIIISH!" and even if they can comprehend that image, they don't pay attention to where you go. So you'll effectively disappear.

That's how I get my mums birthday presents past her when she's in the living room.



Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett, huh?
#24
Quote by Aleene
Not alone, but with sam b we will make the awesome duo and bring you down!

Now to formulate a plan *throws smoke grenade on floor*

Wow, you must have a great arm


EDIT: thanks to you i have located my penis.
#25
Quote by TheQuailman
Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett, huh?


My thoughts exactly.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#26
Quote by maccas666
Wow, you must have a great arm


EDIT: thanks to you i have located my penis.


Excuse me?

Glad to be of service . We''re still working on how to ultimately defeat you, but you can be assured it will include LOTS of fire.
#28
Quote by maccas666
Nope.


I did divide by zero.
But i thought all that caused was my cat to not land on it's feet.



You are the only one to date that survived a division by 0, you are the chosen one.
#29
Quote by Aleene
Excuse me?

Glad to be of service . We''re still working on how to ultimately defeat you, but you can be assured it will include LOTS of fire.

and Bricks
#30
Quote by Portuguese_boy
You are the only one to date that survived a division by 0, you are the chosen one.

BOW BEFORE ME!


Quote by Aleene
Excuse me?

Glad to be of service . We''re still working on how to ultimately defeat you, but you can be assured it will include LOTS of fire.

Quote by sam b
and Bricks


OH ****!

Wait, if i run you won't be able to know where to aim the bricks.
#31
Quote by TheQuailman
Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett, huh?

not intentionally

Although I do enjoy the discworld books so it may have been subconsciously copied.
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

Quote by element4433
Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#32
I fapped to you.
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#34
Quote by sam b
and Bricks

Yeah Bricks are good too.

Bricks + fire = fire bricks.

O.k. I think I know how to take this sucka down *incoherent whisperings between self and sam b*
#35
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
I fapped to you.

I fapped to your d.p.
In which return, he fapped out of his eyes over me fapping over him.
#36
Quote by Portuguese_boy
You are the only one to date that survived a division by 0, you are the chosen one.


But I do it all the time. I started the freaking universe by doing it.
Kids these days. No respect at all. Just praising the newest fad.
Hurp De Durp
#37
Quote by soulflyV
I call shenanigans on this, where is the tinfoil hat!!!??!?

I'm standing up in the photo, the tinfoil hat is above the camera.
#39
Quote by maccas666
I'm standing up in the photo, the tinfoil hat is above the camera.

Lying again
*throws barrage of fire bricks*