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#1
Don't do your best friend.

We talked about what it would be like if we ever did it.

We never thought we'd do it.

We did it that weekend.

And now, every time I think about it, it makes me cringe.

Don't do it with your best friend.

Inb4 jokes about homosexuality and your mum.

And you know damn well what it is.
#8
That's because your best friend is Fugly
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#11
uhhhh.....ok duly noted! Not gonna do my best friend, Russel is not a good looking chick!
Out here you've gotta know where your towel is!
#12
Quote by Jcore44
No

I type

Like this

Because

I

Just

FAPPED

Same actually.

Respect though dude, I would never make love to my best mate, he's got a girlfriend.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#15
My best friend is obviously a chick.

...

Is it just me or do most regulars of the Pit think homosexually by default?


AND


You know what the worst part is?


I sucked her nipple.


Not a nice thing to think about.
#16
I wouldnt do my best friend anyway

COS HE IS A GUY
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#17
I don't see your problem, just go do her again!

I've sucked a friends nipple, i loved it and would do it again.
#18
I did my best friend (Woman), 3 years on we're still together and living in an apartment together

No bad can come from it guys =]
#19
My best friend is always badgering me for sex, he ain't my type at all yet he cant take no for an answer.

Another friend of mine wanted to as well, but i didn't know this (apparently it was obvious )
so she quit college cos of the frustration of being in the same class as me, i cant even get a hold of her now. I ****ed up bad on that one.

And my new friend is also sexauly fustrated and badgering me for sex, which is why she got me paraletic and had her way with me.

Gotta love friends huh!
#20
Quote by maccas666
I don't see your problem, just go do her again!

I've sucked a friends nipple, i loved it and would do it again.


No man, i sucked it like a freak, she actually had to ask if she could have it back.

I'm never crossing that line again.
#23
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Well, that's a schoolboy error if it is. Everyone knows your first time should be with a hooker who won't rat you out if you were sh*t.

And who doesn't have so many communicable diseases that your dick falls off before you can have another go.
#24
Is she that ugly? I don't see what's wrong with it, unless one of you was in another relationship..
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#26
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Well, you just flush their foo-foo out with a hose first, don't you?

Don't you?


Make sure you don't just use water.

Use that stuff the use to clean chemical toilets.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#27
Quote by denizenz
I did your best friend.

That's ok, right?

you bastard!
you stole my title thingie under my name!!!
which i infact stole from tool, but still!!!!!!!
▲I had a friend once
►He took some acid
▼Now he thinks he's a fire engine
#30
Quote by metacarpi
Make sure you don't just use water.

Use that stuff the use to clean chemical toilets.



It kills the AIDs virus and Herpes!

Quote by sysdown27
you bastard!
you stole my title thingie under my name!!!
which i infact stole from tool, but still!!!!!!!

I had it first ass.
#31
^ That's some sort of magic spray!

Shame it's too late for me now.

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#32
Quote by denizenz
I had it first ass.


no you didnt.

but i dont really care, tool fans are the best
▲I had a friend once
►He took some acid
▼Now he thinks he's a fire engine
#34
Better advice, don't do your best friend's sister(Even though it was worth it).
:
Quote by malachifivebass
you cant make a male musician choose music or sex, its like asking a fat man twinkie or brownie


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Quote by metdethslaythrx
Naomi
it's "I moan" backwards
No, it's I maon.

Phail

I WILL one day rule the world, Pm me with the position you want and Ill see if it is open.
#36
Quote by avenged_7_fold
Better advice, don't do your best friend's sister(Even though it was worth it).



I am about to do this. Where's the problem?
#37
Quote by TheQuailman
I am about to do this. Where's the problem?

Your friend may begin to hate you. However it depends how hot she is, anything below a 7, not worth it, 8-10, well worth losing a friend.
:
Quote by malachifivebass
you cant make a male musician choose music or sex, its like asking a fat man twinkie or brownie


Quote by iamnotrabid
Quote by metdethslaythrx
Naomi
it's "I moan" backwards
No, it's I maon.

Phail

I WILL one day rule the world, Pm me with the position you want and Ill see if it is open.
Last edited by avenged_7_fold at Mar 19, 2008,
#39
Whats the problem with doing your best friend? Is she ugly? Was it bad? Is it awkward between you now?

If shes ugly, well then why did you **** her.

If it was bad then ok, unlucky, but that has nothing to do with best friends...

And if its awkward, do it again. This will get rid of the awkwardness. Youll be friends with benefits!!!
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#40
Quote by Mechanixx
Whats the problem with doing your best friend? Is she ugly? Was it bad? Is it awkward between you now?

If shes ugly, well then why did you **** her.

If it was bad then ok, unlucky, but that has nothing to do with best friends...

And if its awkward, do it again. This will get rid of the awkwardness. Youll be friends with benefits!!!


Listen to this man.
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