#1
As per my usual day off routine during weekdays, I'm pretty drunk. TO the point where I can't walk up stairs..

But!

I require the bathroom facilities

how can I make it up the stairs baring in mind I can barely stand..



Any help is thankful...
#4
Crawl up the stairs to the john then kneel as you pee.....noob.
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#6
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Um...you type and draw well ofr somebody that is so drunk they can't walk upstairs. Personally, if I'm that drunk, and I come home, I tend to just pass out...


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#10
Urinate in your trousers. That'll teach you to not get drunk so much.

Or in the future get drunk in your bathroom.
#11
1. Piss in a pitcher.
2. Video.
3. Drink it all.
4. Upload on the internet.
5. ?????
6. PROFIT!
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#16
...

You type awfully well for someone who claims to be unable to stand.

Which means you're lying, and have had a beer.

I expect better from regulars.
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