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#2
hey there delilah, stalker version
I'm a Fire, and I'll Burn.Burn.Burn.
#3
Whatever they like......
Punctuation it the difference between:
"I help my Uncle Jack off a horse."
and
"i helped my uncle jack off a horse"


Quote by roadmax
..and how do i make the bridge erect. ..


Quote by Vampire 255
make it watch porn?

#4
Search Bar by Use It is a pretty good one.
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dont sweat how quick your progressing, i heard that Jimi hendrix didnt get his legendary guitar skills until he was dead


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#5
Oh god not another. Instead of relying on your guitar skills, why don't you grow some balls and impress them with your confidence and bull**** that girls like now a days. Not a friggin' crappy cover of some indie song on an acoustic. Though Im sure you are good.
#6
Soul one- Blind melon

Omg that song has something about it man. gets you laid.
The UG churches Tabernacle maintenence guy.

I suvived the Bannecide.
#10
in my oppinion... girls will think ur some guitar genius if u play a couple of chords.. so.. u could play virtualy anything... but like someone said before me.... impress them by doing something else
#11
Dude, there have been too many threads about this crap. Just go and read one of those.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#12
Stop playing now.
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Beating the elderly is a big favourite of mine. Also, pushing kids over and kicking pregnant women in the womb is fun.



Right now we're called 'Various Artists' just to fuck over people with iPods
#15
"Fuck Her Head Off" - Devourment
"In My Human Slaughterhouse" - Exhumed
"Stripped, Raped and Strangled" - Cannibal Corpse

Just a few personal choices there. Just keeping in theme with 'love'.
#16
If a guy played Mayonaise by The Smashing Pumpkins for me, I'd be naked before he gets to the second verse.
#17
Screw the guitar.
Put some make-up on, dye your hair black and wear girls jeans. Usually seems to do the trick.

/stereotype
Gear:
Gibson Les Paul Custom
Epiphone EDS-1275
Epiphone Les Paul
Schecter C-1+
Peavey Delta Blues
#19
Quote by amyisforcynics
If a guy played Mayonaise by The Smashing Pumpkins for me, I'd be naked before he gets to the second verse.

+Learns first verse+
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dont sweat how quick your progressing, i heard that Jimi hendrix didnt get his legendary guitar skills until he was dead


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#20
Quote by electricinferno
erm yeh, for when i feel like playing just for pickin up chicks whats some good stuff to play.


S.O.D. - Kill Yourself
Quote by lizarday
oh yeah? well larry king the slayer guitarist owns bc rich guitars. (i think)
#21
Killing in the Name.

That way you make you it clear you are your own man.
"**** you I won't do what you tell me" x18

lol
#23
Quote by (insertnamehere
Screw the guitar.
Put some make-up on, dye your hair black and wear girls jeans. Usually seems to do the trick.

/stereotype



HAHA I knew a lesbian who dated an emo guy from my school, Because she thought he looked girly. STEVEN P. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!! she thought it would be easier to go straight that way.
The UG churches Tabernacle maintenence guy.

I suvived the Bannecide.
#24
Quote by Ichimaru
+Learns first verse+

You can't make the weird noise without a guitar with screwed pick-ups
#25
Quote by HangmaN47
HAHA I knew a lesbian who dated an emo guy from my school, Because she thought he looked girly. STEVEN P. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!! she thought it would be easier to go straight that way.



Lol, my friend and I used to go to local shows, which were infested by scene kids. We'd play a game where we tried to determine the gender of the kids. It's a lot harder than it sounds.
#26
Quote by freedoms_stain
You can't make the weird noise without a guitar with screwed pick-ups



He's gonna play is on acoustic. :P

I may not be very girly, but I still love boys playing acoustic guitar. It's so cute.
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Quote by amyisforcynics
He's gonna play is on acoustic. :P

I may not be very girly, but I still love boys playing acoustic guitar. It's so cute.

Have you heard the acoustic version off Earphoria/Viuphoria?

Billy starts random laughing for like no reason.
#28
Try some of the works of Anal Cunt. 'Domestic Violence is Really Really Really Funny' is a good starting point.
#29
Quote by amyisforcynics
He's gonna play is on acoustic. :P

I may not be very girly, but I still love boys playing acoustic guitar. It's so cute.


Acoustic? Oh man, not worth it.
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#30
i hate people that do this, play guitar just to pick up lasses!!

i could do it if i wanted, but its crap, i'd prefer the normal way, which you should do!

but then again, if you're just looking for some fun, go ahead play absoloutely anything, it impresses all lasses =/
as long as you sing as well, they'll love you!

im tempted to do an acoustic cover of something like Cannibal Corpse, or Behemoth, see if it works the same with them XP
#31
i cum blood
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
"all fatties report to the gym!"


Quote by mosh_face

music should only sound like a train running into a wall of BC riches plugged into line 6 spiders
#33
Also, remember that it won't help at all if you're ugly. Just something to bear in mind.
#34
Quote by freedoms_stain
Have you heard the acoustic version off Earphoria/Viuphoria?

Billy starts random laughing for like no reason.


Hahaha yeah. I love all of the acoustic SP songs, especially Tonight Tonight. Mmmm...


Quote by Ichimaru
Acoustic? Oh man, not worth it.


Pft, fine. *puts clothes back on*
#35
Quote by Green_Jelly
S.O.D. - Kill Yourself

+1

Those guys are awesome, scott ian FTW!
#36
Quote by amyisforcynics
Hahaha yeah. I love all of the acoustic SP songs, especially Tonight Tonight. Mmmm...

I saw em in feb was amazing.
#37
She is love- Oasis

But really, I doubt 'chicks' are 'imprrssed' by scrawny teenagers with acoustic guitars. They like young good looking indie bands.
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


Quote by darkstar2466
WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#39
Quote by freedoms_stain
I saw em in feb was amazing.



Heh, I saw them in November. It was also amazing
#40
Quote by amyisforcynics
If a guy played Mayonaise by The Smashing Pumpkins for me, I'd be naked before he gets to the second verse.


Can we skip the music part plzzzzz. >_>
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