#1
So basically at my school i am in the laptop program. This means that all projects and homework get done on my laptop. So since i spend way to much procrastinating i never get homework and projects done on time. The only excuse that my teachers will ever accept is when your computer doesnt work.

So i figured out a way to make my computer temporarily mess up by stopping the explorer.exe then restarting it after my teacher accepts that my computer is messed up.

However...my teachers caught me and told eachother...

so im wondering if you know of any ways to temporarily stop my computer to work but doesnt actually do anything bad to my comp. Thanks
#2
You need a grammar genius.

Oh, and just do your work instead of trying to find ways to get out of it.
#3
Install Vista on it.
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#4
Keep not doing the work!
Fail!
Work doing some menial task for the rest of your life!

That way there is less competition for me.
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Quote by Mike_Callahan
so im wondering if you know of any ways to temporarily stop my computer to work but doesnt actually do anything bad to my comp. Thanks


Press the reset button.
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#6
Make a backup disc and delete system32.
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#8
How about you put off your procrastination(by which I assume you mean looking at porn) until after doing your work?
#9
Make a backup of your windows folder.
Delete several files in windows folder until it stops working. Delete via DOS.
After you show the teachers, restore the files to the windows folder.
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#10
You're putting more effort into not doing your homework than actually doing it. Not to mention that if you actually did your homework you would also be advancing your intellectual capacity.

So stop digging yourself a whole and do the work, you'll be happy you did.
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You're putting more effort into not doing your homework than actually doing it. Not to mention that if you actually did your homework you would also be advancing your intellectual capacity.

So stop digging yourself a whole and do the work, you'll be happy you did.

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#12
Quote by MightyAl
How about you put off your procrastination(by which I assume you mean looking at porn) until after doing your work?


Put off procrastinating? Anyone else see the irony there?
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#13
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Install Vista on it.



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Yeah cuz vista is teh suxxors ololololol1
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Put off procrastinating? Anyone else see the irony there?


No. There's a difference between being a procrastinator, and having bad grammar.
You could be a procrastinator with an excellent grammar, or a guy that gets things done and has an awful grammar.
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#18
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Yeah cuz vista is teh suxxors ololololol1


Yeah, it's teh suxxors, I have to work with it, and it's, pardon my French, a piece of fucking shit.
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#20
Yeah, it's teh suxxors, I have to work with it, and it's, pardon my French, a piece of fucking shit.
All MS OS's are **** to begin with. Give the thing time.
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#21
Yeah, it's teh suxxors, I have to work with it, and it's, pardon my French, a piece of fucking shit.

really b/c i have it on my pc at home and haven't had any problems with it at all. sounds like you're just scared of change kiddo.

secondly, do your damn work....... that is all.
#23
Write a fork bomb: this will lag the computer so badly, but not harm any files, that you will have to restart the computer.

- Open up notepad
- type in
:s
start %0
goto :s
- save the file as "filename.bat" with whatever file name but make sure you add the extension ".bat" without quotes obviously. You have just created a microsoft batch file which will open the command prompt and it will keep forking.

The thing is you have to open it manually, or you could put it on startup but that would **** up your computer as everytime you boot it would run - denying you access to your pc. In this case boot up a live linux cd and delete the file. This is called a DoS attack.
#24
I so agree with installing the vista option

and speak of the devil i had to repost this as the computer froze
FOOOOOK YOU VISTA
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#25
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No. There's a difference between being a procrastinator, and having bad grammar.
You could be a procrastinator with an excellent grammar, or a guy that gets things done and has an awful grammar.


I'm rather confused, when in his post did he say the word 'grammar'?
He was taking about putting off procrastination
#26
What's with all the Vista hating? Pretty musch everyone that bashes it has never even used it. It is even more stable than XP, especially with SP1 now!

But yes, if you really want to f'uck s'hit up, I would reccomend you just do the old ALT-SHIFT-PRNTSCRN