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Just thought i would tell you all about Uncyclopedia witch is a funny spoof of wikipedia and has some great pages on it check it out and tell what page you thought was the funniest
Quote by Demonikk

Oh dear god you may as well offer your unclenched anus to rich old men now, it's all that you can do really


Quote by CowboyUp

Whats a penis?


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seriously high man..... your dicks gonna fall off.
#6
Wow, thank you so much for telling me about this site, I don't I'd have ever found it otherwise.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#7
Quote by Craigo
I recommend the article: AAAAAAAA


[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
Quote by Kumanji
@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#8
Hooray, nerdy virgins making fun of pop culture. Sounds super awesome and not completely asinine and unfunny at all.
#9
"Wikipedia is a satirical parody of Uncyclopedia. "

Quote by bpoeoanry
go back to sleep
Waking up with boobs? Is there a visine for that.
#10
I must admit I liked the valentines day poems.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet

And so are you.

But the violets are wilting,

And the roses are dead.

The sugar bowl's empty,

And my wrists are stained red.

- EMO


Roses are red

Violets Are Blue

All our base

Are belong to you

- BADLY TRANSLATED GAMES DESIGNER FROM TOKYO


Oi, you!

Come here so I can impregnate yer!

- CHAV


Roses are red

Violets are blue

In Soviet Russia

POEMS WRITE YOU!

- RUSSIANS
#11
"March 20: Steak And Blowjob Day
*1866 - Hundreds of men die of clogged arteries and heart failures from too much steak and too many blowjobs. Coincidentally, all seem to die with smiles on their faces. "
#13
"Federal government to stimulate American economy by giving a cookie to each family" but old
sup?
#14
wow! thankyou! this will be very useful to me when i travel back in time! then, i will seem up to date!
my name is matt. you can call me that if you like.
#16
such a funny site...i uncyclopedia-ed (lol) slipknot a while ago and i was rolling on the floor laughing my ass off for like 3 days...

and they had like the top 100 something something...i forgot what it was, but it was very interesting.
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M. Night Shyamallama

#17
Quote by talia.
such a funny site...i uncyclopedia-ed (lol) slipknot a while ago and i was rolling on the floor laughing my ass off for like 3 days...

and they had like the top 100 something something...i forgot what it was, but it was very interesting.

Aaw man the Slipknot page has been deleted =[
#18
Axl Rose (born Oral Se x) was born in 1932 in Wyoming, Texas. He was born with A.D.D, and mild amnesia, which later caused the eventual breakup of guns n roses, when Slash played a solo and Axl says "who the hell are you?!". Slash was heart-broken. Axl then decided to continue his studies cause living a life of rock n roll and z was as he called it "bad" (tss.. Im sure he knows what that means.) Anyway, Axl graduated form Harvard then got shat on by a flying carabao. The crap was too strong and he lost all his smarts and decided to become a rockstar again. Due to popular believe, Axl Rose is not the lead singer for Guns N' Roses. He is merely the assistance of Guns N' Roses' real singer; R2-D2. Axl Has been known to program R2-D2's voice box. His voice is so painful to the ears that rumors say, when heard up close can give you AIDS. Axl's voice of disease is only 2nd to Mariah Carey, whose voice gives instant death. His father, Colonel Sanders, was an important figure in the world of prostitution and as a result, the family was often relocating to various locations around the world. Rose was also a victim of sexual abuse by his little sister, a fuel which was to inspire the angsty, emotional and often sentimental lyrics of his later career. Argh!

ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

BEDBUGS
#19
I just like all the Oscar Wilde quotes.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#20
Quote by Rhitard
Aaw man the Slipknot page has been deleted =[



awww man, LAME!!
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M. Night Shyamallama

#21
Quote by Chobes
Eh, at least its not Encyclopedia Dramatica.


that website is annoying as hell and completely stupid, every other friggen word on any article is either fag, gay, homo, queer, etc on gay terms, and a bunch of racists epithets

edit: oh yeah the whole article on Tenacious D is friggen hilarious somebody must be a huge fan http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Tenacious_D

and the Tom Morello is pretty decent too especially the one about Soul Power
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Tom_Morello
Last edited by chinkboy7 at Mar 19, 2008,
#26
The best:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Alliteration

Alliteration articulates an artistic and alacritous approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accoutrements as alarmingly affective alignments. Alliteration allows aspiring authors abilities above average approaches. Alliterative adroitness accentuates accomplishments (an appealing aspect appalling artistic arrangements attempt abominably). Allowing additional anterior alphanumerics, although adumbrating aesthetic accuracy, affords abortive artistic acuity. Ancient alliterations affirm archeological assertions accrediting archaic artistic alliterative ascendancy. Albeit acutely arduous, alliteration affects antonymous allegory, an absolute actualization alluding asomatous abstruse anima.


And that's just the first paragraph.
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#27
There's an article on David Gilmour's hair.

Therefore, I deduce that it is second only to UG in terms of awesomeness.
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
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YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
//////////////////////////////////////HEALTH
#29
I like the slayer page: "The band Slayer (Pronounciation: **** YEAHHHHHHH SLAYERRRRRRRRR!)....

lulz.
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Demoralising women is just one of the many services we provide here at UG
#30
Lol at the 4chan page!

Quote by Uncyclopedia page
In reality, /b/ is filled with more types of porn than even exist. In fact, much of the content posted to /b/ should not have ever existed in the first place, and the fact that it does is a testament to just how much God hates you.




Edit: Here's another great one.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Google
Airship is liek teh best giitar playr evr!!111!1!

Quote by solidgay
Don't use distortion pedals. Just bury your guitar for three weeks, and then dig it up, that should do the job.


^Best Reply Ever!

Quote by imdeth
metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
Last edited by black007hawk2 at May 5, 2008,
#36
Rage Against the Machine

With all the music TMM and Z-to-tha-D had written, Morello started a band call Rage Against the Machine. Morello sang and played rhythm guitar, Tim Commerford played bass, Brad Wilk played drums, and C.C. Deville played lead guitar.



RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#38
just thought i would tell you, America, has just gained its independence from the British empire today


jk
but i think most of us know about uncyclepedia here
Last edited by slayer_rule_\m/ at May 5, 2008,
#39
It's great, though I like "Encyclopedia Dramatica" more. You should check it out .
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