#1
sorry if this is the wrong forum, i had no idea where to put this but....

I was reading something about learning to read sheet music on a website a while back, and on the bottom of the page, it read "but on the other hand, heres a reason not to learn to read music" and there was this piece of paper with like 256th notes and irrational time sigs and random, triangular shaped stacks of notes scattered randomly about.

now i know this is a joke, but does anyone else no what im talking about? ive seen it somewhere else, i think it was in the band hall at school, but i can't seem to find it on the net anywhere.
#3
Aphex Twin thing? "Seriously, does he actually write this stuff or just mash his keyboard" or something.

Can't find it though.
#4
does one of the directions say something like 'heard the penguins off the stage'?
if so, i do know what you're talking about.
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#7
Quote by SummerNights
does one of the directions say something like 'heard the penguins off the stage'?
if so, i do know what you're talking about.



YES, i remember that part, where can i find it?
#9
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yup, thats it. thanks.

this isn't real, though. it can't be. who in the hell wrote this thing and why?
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I want to hear aphex twin on powertab
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#13
Quote by bigtimber112
sorry if this is the wrong forum, i had no idea where to put this but....

I was reading something about learning to read sheet music on a website a while back, and on the bottom of the page, it read "but on the other hand, heres a reason not to learn to read music" and there was this piece of paper with like 256th notes and irrational time sigs and random, triangular shaped stacks of notes scattered randomly about.

now i know this is a joke, but does anyone else no what im talking about? ive seen it somewhere else, i think it was in the band hall at school, but i can't seem to find it on the net anywhere.


A good while back, the very think you're thinkin of(I think) was posted in the Demotivational Pictures thread. Have no idea what it was though
What have we learned.....

Words are weightless here on earth,
because they're free


.....from this wee exercise?
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#15
Quote by bigtimber112
YES, i remember that part, where can i find it?

My post.
uhhhh, yea
#16
Wow that death march thing is a lot more extreme that the Aphex Twin picture...
#20
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lol; "release the penguins"


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#27
i'm always looking for the sheets to 'the black page' by frank zappa (not being able to play it of course). but i never seem to find it.
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#29
thats not impossible, but it's close

a slur from a B# to a Fb is impossible.
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#30
Quote by skvvisgaar
thats not impossible, but it's close

a slur from a B# to a Fb is impossible.


No its not...I can go do it right now. Not even jk.

EDIT. The slur part, not the actual peice.
#32
It's not real
Look at some of the instructions haha
"Like a dirigible"
"Keep both feet together"
"water pedal"
"3/6 time signature"

Release the penguins = win