#1
Totally NOT a serious song at all, just felt like writing something stupid that you could sing while heavily intoxicated with friends
The way I sang this to myself reminds me of something that Tenacious D would do


Take a drink
And Think
You're going to get wasted
Let's have
A ball
And drink up beer and rum and all!!!

Now wait
It's late
You're pretty ****ing hammered
And now
A deuce
Sitting in your butthole

Run boy to the bathroom higher!
SPREAD YOUR BUTTCHEEKS AND LET OUT THE FIREEEEE
Spray the Lysol to rid of the stink
Don't wash your hands
FUUUUUUUUUCK SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKS


Yeahhhhh tell me what you think
#4
put it to the tune of Warpigs by sabbath, and you got yourself a parody. it kinda works as it is fyi.