Poll: Stewart or Colbert?
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View poll results: Stewart or Colbert?
Jon Stewart
34 37%
Stephen Colbert
58 63%
Voters: 92.
#1
Yea...which funny-political-fake/real newscaster guy do you like better?
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#2
It's all about the 'bert, baby!
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#9
Jon Stewart. One of my friends didn't know that Steven Colbert was using satire. While that was hilarious, I just like Jon more.
#10
I Have to go with Colbert, he catches my attention more...
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#11
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Seriously? that guy's one of the least funny people I've ever seen, ever. Even if people are trying to be serious, he's less funny.
#14
Deffinatly John Stewart, hes funnier, all around more likeable, and doesnt give off that aura of pure douchiness that colbert does.

colbert would be nothing without him, yet somehow steve has a cult like following
#15
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I'm gonna have to go with Stewart, because a lot of his humor is more subtle.


Like laughing at his own jokes? Or laughing before he gets to the punchline?
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#16
I'm going with John Stewart, He's just funnier in my opinion.
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#17
I don't know. I used to love the Daily Show, but then I started watching the Colbert Report and realized how much Stewart fails in comparison. He has so many opportunities to make hilarious jokes, and blows most of them.

I always say that of all the correspondents of the Daily Show, the only one that's not funny is Stewart. Everyone else on the show is hilarious.
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#20
It seems like Jon's show is more of an actual news/politics show, and Colbert is more about humor, but I like Colbert more.
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#21
Colbert will win.

But experienced Daily Show watchers would notice the Colbert is almost exactly like Stewart when he was younger.
#22
I like Colbert more. He has the power to make anyone feel stupid, it's so hilarious you think it has to be staged.
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#24
Stewart. Every time I watch The Daily Show, I can laugh, but Colbert's homur generally leaves me cold.
#25
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#26
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Deffinatly John Stewart, hes funnier, all around more likeable, and doesnt give off that aura of pure douchiness that colbert does.

colbert would be nothing without him, yet somehow steve has a cult like following

No wonder you dont find Colbert funny. Acting like a douche is part of his act foolio iglesias. Colbert can make things that arent really funny into something hilarious. Stewart doesnt do much of that.
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#27
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No wonder you dont find Colbert funny. Acting like a douche is part of his act foolio iglesias. Colbert can make things that arent really funny into something hilarious. Stewart doesnt do much of that.

not in my opinion, hes just way to over the top and it gets really annoying

and i know its a ****ing act, because his personality in really life just cant compare to Stewart so he has to be over the top
#28
Colbert is nothing but a novelty act who has overstayed his welcome. His schtick was funny at first, but it lost all humor a long time ago. The same "Look at me, I'm a neo-Conservative douche!" just isn't funny over and over again.
#29
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Colbert is nothing but a novelty act who has overstayed his welcome. His schtick was funny at first, but it lost all humor a long time ago. The same "Look at me, I'm a neo-Conservative douche!" just isn't funny over and over again.
I'm curious to see what he'll do should a Democrat take the White House.
#30
stewart's show is more intelligent, but colbert is better at the humour and comedic timing.

stewart is bad at jokes. the people around him are the funny ones, he's just the straight guy.
i still love stewart though, but i prefer colbert.
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#31
I feel obliged to post this now that a similar and more popular thread popped up.
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.