#1
Mum told my brother to go get a hair cut because his hair looked stupid, so he goes and comes back with a ****ing Davey Havok-esque hair cut: he pretty much buzz cut one side of his head and left the other side untouched. What a ****ing moron, I've lost all respect for him. I'd post pics but I don't even wanna look at him.

Weeell.....anyone else have stories about dumb brothers?

Edit: people seem to be gettin pissed at the title, so i changed it
Last edited by kenan6346 at Mar 19, 2008,
#3
Maybe you're a dumb brother.
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#4
Uhhh, your brother's haircut seriously angers you? Does he need a fabulous makeover or something?
#5
As stupid as that may look to you (and me), your brother is his own person.
(Just wait till he goes to school tomorrow.)
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#6
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Uhhh, your brother's haircut seriously angers you? Does he need a fabulous makeover or something?

This man wins.
#7
epic fail
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#8
My brother is 14 but acts like hes 5. Like today, my mom was going out to get some fast food and he asked my brother what he wanted. He told her and she went and got it and he changed his mind like 10 minutes later. He tried calling her but her cell was at home. She came home and he was bitching about how you need to carry your cell phone at all times and how he called like twice to tell you. Then it was quiet and he ordered my mom to apologize. and I swear I was gonna get up and smack him for saying that, but my mom is like "I have nothing to apologize for. Shut up and eat your food"

I was happy after that.
#9
My younger brother is stupid, he's a christian

Seriously though, how old is he? If he's like 8 then *shrug* If you're 18 and he's 16 then he's old enough to choose his own haircut, so stop being a prick.
#11
My brother is 14 but acts like hes 5. Like today, my mom was going out to get some fast food and he asked my brother what he wanted. He told her and she went and got it and he changed his mind like 10 minutes later. He tried calling her but her cell was at home. She came home and he was bitching about how you need to carry your cell phone at all times and how he called like twice to tell you. Then it was quiet and he told my mom "Apologize." and I swear I was gonna get up and smack him for saying that, but my mom is like "I have nothing to apologize for. Shut up and eat your food"

I was happy after that.


I kill little kids like that
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#12
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My brother is 14 but acts like hes 5. Like today, my mom was going out to get some fast food and he asked my brother what he wanted. He told her and she went and got it and he changed his mind like 10 minutes later. He tried calling her but her cell was at home. She came home and he was bitching about how you need to carry your cell phone at all times and how he called like twice to tell you. Then it was quiet and he ordered my mom to apologize. and I swear I was gonna get up and smack him for saying that, but my mom is like "I have nothing to apologize for. Shut up and eat your food"

I was happy after that.



Bitch slap him anyway he sounds like an ass.
#13
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My brother is 14 but acts like hes 5. Like today, my mom was going out to get some fast food and he asked my brother what he wanted. He told her and she went and got it and he changed his mind like 10 minutes later. He tried calling her but her cell was at home. She came home and he was bitching about how you need to carry your cell phone at all times and how he called like twice to tell you. Then it was quiet and he ordered my mom to apologize. and I swear I was gonna get up and smack him for saying that, but my mom is like "I have nothing to apologize for. Shut up and eat your food"

I was happy after that.

That must suck having to live with someone like that. No younger siblings FTW.
#14
Davey Havok is awesome. The only reason he keeps his hair like that is to keep his bandmates from going off on wild soloing tangents.

Jade: *Plays an awesome solo constisting of more than 5 notes*
Davey: *Whips him with his hair*
#15
Thank you for categorizing all males who have siblings older than them as 'stupid'. You don't know me, and yet, here I am, apparently stupid.

Having said that, it's HIS hair... get over it.
#16
Just kick the shit out of him whenever you disapprove of absolutely anything he does. That'll teach him.
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My brother is 14 but acts like hes 5. Like today, my mom was going out to get some fast food and he asked my brother what he wanted. He told her and she went and got it and he changed his mind like 10 minutes later. He tried calling her but her cell was at home. She came home and he was bitching about how you need to carry your cell phone at all times and how he called like twice to tell you. Then it was quiet and he ordered my mom to apologize. and I swear I was gonna get up and smack him for saying that, but my mom is like "I have nothing to apologize for. Shut up and eat your food"

I was happy after that.
Your mom sounds cool.


What's her cell number?

Quote by kenan6346
Mum told my brother to go get a hair cut because his hair looked stupid, so he goes and comes back with a ****ing Davey Havok-esque hair cut: he pretty much buzz cut one side of his head and left the other side untouched. What a ****ing moron, I've lost all respect for him. I'd post pics but I don't even wanna look at him.

Weeell.....anyone else have stories about dumb brothers?
He's your little brother, ffs. You were never supposed to have any respect for hum in the first place. Just enjoy the lawlz.
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#23
post pics please
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#24
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post pics please


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I'd post pics but I don't even wanna look at him.


anyways, hes gone now
#26
place one of your guitars into his anus sideways. tell him that he'll feel something even worse than that if he leaves the house like that.

make sure its an extra-pointy BC Rich
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