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#1
A few hours ago, I'm not sure when exactly.. I decided I was going to step out to buy a pack of smokes, as I had just run out. It was a really, really bad choice. When I was at the gas station, I remembered that I also needed some soda, so I bought three 12 packs of Pepsi. Let me tell you my friends: If I was a non-smoker, I would not have left the house.

On my trek home, one of the lanes on the two lane 'highway' is closed, so I had to be in the left lane. The person in front of me was turning into his neighborhood, so I had to stop behind him while he was waiting for the cars in the oncoming lane to pass so he could turn. After the all passed, and he was turning I was ready to accelerate. But my friends.. My car is never going to accelerate again, because before I was given the opportunity, an SUV ran right into me going 50 or so miles an hour.

At first, I was confused. It didn't occur to me that I was hit. I was just kind of in shock. So I looked behind me, into the back seat.. and I realized that I no longer have a back seat. I had to pull off the road, which took quite a bit of effort. As I got out of my car to examine what the damage was. Apparently I have no trunk anymore. And several flat tires. Luckily for me, when I banged my head on my steering wheel, and again on the roof, I didn't go unconscious or die or anything. So, the police came, I got put into an ambulance and sped off to a hospital. I'm fine.. Nothing broken.

...But the soda I bought wasn't so lucky. Most of it was shaken up, and is undrinkable. It's a tragedy.

Edit: THE SMOKES ARE OKAY!
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Last edited by Jack Off Jill at Mar 21, 2008,
#4
That's pretty hardcore.

Did you get some bomb-ass pain meds?
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#6
Quote by Jack Off Jill

...But the soda I bought wasn't so lucky. Most of it was shaken up, and is undrinkable. It's a tragedy.



But I'm REALLY glad you're okay. Good to know nothing really serious happened to you physically in the process.


R.I.P. those 36 Pepsi's, though.....
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#7
Are you serious? If so, sorry about the car, and yeah, smoking's not good for you, dude. Glad you're okay.

If you're not... well...
#8
What compelled you to post this story on UG?
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That's pretty hardcore.

Did you get some bomb-ass pain meds?

I got vicodin, but the prescription is 325 or something like that.
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#13
This, story, is epic.
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What compelled you to post this story on UG?


All UGers post their accident stories in the pit.
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#15
maybe you should switch to Lucky Strikes.
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#16
Finally, someone listens to me!

Seriously, it's good that you're okay. Sounds like it was a pretty nasty wreck.
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#17
im glad your ok man, i dont know what i would have done with myself here if ur unique sense of humor wasnt in the pit anymore

and im srry to hear about ur soda RIP
#18
Telling people that theres risk of lung cancer when smoking is really stupid when they know things like this can happen.
#19
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what about the smokes?

Those were in my pocket, they're perfectly fine.

The thing that pissed me off more than anything, when I got out of the car to see if the other people were okay, which they were.. There was a kid in the front seat, in his grandma's lap, and I swear to god, he was wearing a helmet.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#20
whoa that's crazy, good to hear you didn't get hurt
will you be taking any pictures of your former car?
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#21
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A few hours ago, I'm not sure when exactly.. I decided I was going to step out to buy a pack of smokes, as I had just run out. It was a really, really bad choice. When I was at the gas station, I remembered that I also needed some soda, so I bought three 12 packs of Pepsi. Let me tell you my friends: If I was a non-smoker, I would not have left the house.

On my trek home, one of the lanes on the two lane 'highway' is closed, so I had to be in the left lane. The person in front of me was turning into his neighborhood, so I had to stop behind him while he was waiting for the cars in the oncoming lane to pass so he could turn. After the all passed, and he was turning I was ready to accelerate. But my friends.. My car is never going to accelerate again, because before I was given the opportunity, an SUV ran right into me going 50 or so miles an hour.

At first, I was confused. It didn't occur to me that I was hit. I was just kind of in shock. So I looked behind me, into the back seat.. and I realized that I no longer have a back seat. I had to pull off the road, which took quite a bit of effort. As I got out of my car to examine what the damage was. Apparently I have no trunk anymore. And several flat tires. Luckily for me, when I banged my head on my steering wheel, and again on the roof, I didn't go unconscious or die or anything. So, the police came, I got put into an ambulance and sped off to a hospital. I'm fine.. Nothing broken.

...But the soda I bought wasn't so lucky. Most of it was shaken up, and is undrinkable. It's a tragedy.


Ummm... bull****???
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#22
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After the all passed, and he was turning I was ready to accelerate. But my friends.. My car is never going to accelerate again, because before I was given the opportunity, an SUV ran right into me going 50 or so miles an hour.

At first read, I thought you had friends with you in your car, and that they had been killed in the crash. I was totally like
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Ummm... bull****???

Ummmm he was on a highway?
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#26
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whoa that's crazy, good to hear you didn't get hurt
will you be taking any pictures of your former car?

When I got out, and I saw it.. the first thought that popped into my head was, "God damn it, why can't I have my phone on me? The Pit will never believe me without pics."

But no, the tow-truck already took it away. Maybe I can get photos through the insurance company, though.

But here I am.. Eating bacon, and I have no pepsi to wash it down with.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#28
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whoa that's crazy, good to hear you didn't get hurt
will you be taking any pictures of your former car?



is that like a respectful "pics or it didnt happen?"
#29
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Ummm... bull****???

Oh, you SO caught me.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#30
TRUTH will be making this into a commercial soon.

I fucking know it.
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Yea, Sublime is a great band. You have an Underoath icon, so I think your opinion doesn't matter.
#31
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Those were in my pocket, they're perfectly fine.


thank god!
#32
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is that like a respectful "pics or it didnt happen?"

pretty much, as well as a kudos for being alive

anywho, my aunt was in a crash, and when she went to the compound place where her car was taken they let her take pics
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#33
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TRUTH will be making this into a commercial soon.

I fucking know it.

I hope not, I never liked those guys. I never minded the commercials, but when I was at the warped tour a few years ago, one of them was harassing me because I was smoking outside.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#34
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When I got out, and I saw it.. the first thought that popped into my head was, "God damn it, why can't I have my phone on me? The Pit will never believe me without pics."




proof that god is probably a lolwut pear.
#37
I bet that bastard in the SUV was a Coke drinker. They hadn't had their fix yet and decided to go jihad on an infidel.
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#38
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Moment of silence for the fallen Pepsi.......................................................

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#39
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Moment of silence for the fallen Pepsi.......................................................
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#40
Well, at least you can have a smoke right? I hope the guy offered to replace the Pepsi. I think I'll go have a Pepsi now though.

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