#1
I think we all have a specific product that we absolutely could not live without. ITT, we discuss them.

Sprite
There is nothing more refreshing when you're parched than a gulp of lemon-limey goodness. If I was dying of thirst in a desert and had to walked half a mile to an oasis with water or 5 miles to a soda machine that had refridgerated Sprite, I would set course for the soda machine without a second thought.

Chapstick
This is my crack. I can't go without this product for more than a day without getting chapped lips, even when there is no logical reason for them to become chapped. Ridiculousness.

Bic lighters
They get the job done. 'Nuff said.
#3
Quote by LordBishek
Frogs. They're funny as fuck



BUD...WIES>>>>ERR
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
The only bulge in my pocket is my wallet
No i'm not happy to see you
#4
hm.. i commercial for UG??? wonder how that would work.
Send me off to bed forevermore.
#6
If you dont chew Big Red then **** You!
Gear

Gibson Les Paul Standard
Fender American Strat
Taylor 214ce
Mesa Boogie Triple Rectifier (about to be Voodoo Modded)
Keeley TS-808
Boss GT-10 Processor
Boss RC-20xl
#7
Popeyes: It'll kill you, but why not die happy?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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But our Band is Listana
#8
Shampoo. I have nice hair, or so people tell me.
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



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#11
Quote by RatmN'Roses
hm.. i commercial for UG??? wonder how that would work.


"Hi, I'm Person A, an average UG user, and I score lots of underage mall ass and some really good pot. But it wasn't always like this; I remember my younger days when I could hardly work up the courage to even talk to a girl...

*flashback to black and white with slight grain filter*

Girl: "So, what do you do for a living?"

Person A: "UREH! UREH! UREH!"

Girl: ".....k."

*flashback to present*

"Thats right, I owe a lot to this humble website, and you can reach your maximum potential in no time, following this simple step by step program":

1. Buy Computer.

2. Log onto UG.

3. Enter The Pit.

4. ???????

5. PROFIT!!

"For more information, dial the number across your screens; Thats

1-800-ICY-HOTT"

"UG: A great place to be."

.....

"Oh, and we have guitar tabs, apparently."
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#14
Quote by The Leader
"Hi, I'm Person A, an average UG user, and I score lots of underage mall ass and some really good pot. But it wasn't always like this; I remember my younger days when I could hardly work up the courage to even talk to a girl...

*flashback to black and white with slight grain filter*

Girl: "So, what do you do for a living?"

Person A: "UREH! UREH! UREH!"

Girl: ".....k."

*flashback to present*

"Thats right, I owe a lot to this humble website, and you can reach your maximum potential in no time, following this simple step by step program":

1. Buy Computer.

2. Log onto UG.

3. Enter The Pit.

4. ???????

5. PROFIT!!

"For more information, dial the number across your screens; Thats

1-800-ICY-HOTT"

"UG: A great place to be."

.....

"Oh, and we have guitar tabs, apparently."


You sir, win an internet! I don't have one though, go ask someone else. Wonder if that's to big to sig...
#15
Angelina Jolie's lips - there's not a day goes by I don't dream of those supple pink cushions.
#16
Quote by The Leader
"Hi, I'm Person A, an average UG user, and I score lots of underage mall ass and some really good pot. But it wasn't always like this; I remember my younger days when I could hardly work up the courage to even talk to a girl...

*flashback to black and white with slight grain filter*

Girl: "So, what do you do for a living?"

Person A: "UREH! UREH! UREH!"

Girl: ".....k."

*flashback to present*

"Thats right, I owe a lot to this humble website, and you can reach your maximum potential in no time, following this simple step by step program":

1. Buy Computer.

2. Log onto UG.

3. Enter The Pit.

4. ???????

5. PROFIT!!

"For more information, dial the number across your screens; Thats

1-800-ICY-HOTT"

"UG: A great place to be."

.....

"Oh, and we have guitar tabs, apparently."

Someone make that commercial!