so anyway heres some ideas that im not sure on in terms of introduction. 1) start to play something really basic like smoke on on the water riff then launch into eruption 2) say something stupid like "I will now proceed to make love to this guitar" or something to that effect or 3) play something sort of pretty on clean then switch to hi gain distortion

What do you think? good or wtf were you thinking man?
I think you shouldn't double thread. Your other one is getting plenty of attention.