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#1
down at the hockey fields, which is probably not even a 10 minute walk from my place. i dont know any of them, but one of them is my friends ex and shes been texting me all week.

what should i do?
#3
Butt secks. Seriously, you ask The Pit what to do? Prepare to get some "interesting" answers.

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#4
Rape them.
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#6
Well I'm sure as **** not gonna ask 4chan lol.

Seriously, I could go down there and... Do what? I dunno, help me think of something, I'm so ****ing bored!
#10
Go and get drunk with them, duh.
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#11
wtf are you doing on here if thats happening?
Fair enough don't have to **** her but at least have a ****ing laugh.
Better then on here
#15
I'm not a virgin.

I'm just bored.

They haven't asked me to join them, so this is why I'm thinking it's prime time for a prank or something! Help me out here
#17
Make a poll with the options:

Butt Secks
Rape
Stay here in The Pit
Get drunk with them

You'll have your answer.
Rape, because you just can't pull.

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#18
go, meet them, suggest to them the notion of a stroll in the park... upon this stroll find a wild animal and drop trouser, upon doing this scream really loud at yyour junk whilst stoking said wild animal....

fun shall ensue...
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#19
I think ur a ****witt for not goin hangin out with them. but if u wana prank them, grab em by the knickers and kack them!
#20
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I'm not a virgin.

I'm just bored.

They haven't asked me to join them, so this is why I'm thinking it's prime time for a prank or something! Help me out here


You must be, you had to ask.
#21
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Well I'm sure as **** not gonna ask 4chan lol.

Seriously, I could go down there and... Do what? I dunno, help me think of something, I'm so ****ing bored!

GET DRUNK TOO!


then rape them.
#22
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I think ur a ****witt for not goin hangin out with them. but if u wana prank them, grab em by the knickers and kack them!


That's not pranking, that's assault.
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#23
Go there. Just don't bang your friends ex. Trust me, if one girl wants you another will. It's the way it goes. Its either none or two or more
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#25
Okay, she stopped texting me back.

If I get another reply and they haven't gone anywhere, I'm going down there.

My friend thinks she's a freak. I guess tonight I might find out huh?
#27
lol wut?
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#28
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If your bored, text the one u talk ask if u can hang out? DUH lol


Best answer. Just ask what they are up to, and say where, then go "Oh, i only live up the road, i might pop down in a mo" and invite yourself, bring SOME booze...And get JIGGY
#29
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#30
you must not be THAT interested in any possibilities of freaky sex, fun times, or good pranks, because otherwise you would be pursuing any of those things rather than asking about how to go about it.

and you're not.

therefore, you sound like a virgin. if you are, you'll never get any if you continue doing whatever it is that you are doing and not doing.

which means... RAPE! FTW!
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#31
Well I she stopped texting me back, I just sent another one asking if they were still at the park and if they are, I'm going down there. All I have is bundy rum and last time I got crunk on that stuff I spent the better half of my night throwing up all over myself, lying naked in my best friend bath tub.

EDIT: Serious, I'm not a virgin. I just lack imagination when it comes to these things and no doubt some of you could come up with something way better than I ever could.
#32
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Well I she stopped texting me back, I just sent another one asking if they were still at the park and if they are, I'm going down there. All I have is bundy rum and last time I got crunk on that stuff I spent the better half of my night throwing up all over myself, lying naked in my best friend bath tub.

EDIT: Serious, I'm not a virgin. I just lack imagination when it comes to these things and no doubt some of you could come up with something way better than I ever could.


Head down there. Strike up a conversation about anything. if you can't find anything to talk about, wait for her to say something. respond back but make sure you doublecheck what you're going to say in your head first so you don't sound dumb. See what they're doing, and figure it out from there. If they're truly crazy you can always leave.
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#33
Here's a great prank - forcefully shove your wang into their vaginas! They'll never know what hit them.
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#34
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Well I she stopped texting me back, I just sent another one asking if they were still at the park and if they are, I'm going down there. All I have is bundy rum and last time I got crunk on that stuff I spent the better half of my night throwing up all over myself, lying naked in my best friend bath tub.

EDIT: Serious, I'm not a virgin. I just lack imagination when it comes to these things and no doubt some of you could come up with something way better than I ever could.


Oh yeah...the PIT always gives you the best ideas
#37
No text back guys I don't know what the ****s happening. I'm going to walk down there in 5 minutes, let me charge my ipod up for a sec.
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Head down there. Strike up a conversation about anything. if you can't find anything to talk about, wait for her to say something. respond back but make sure you doublecheck what you're going to say in your head first so you don't sound dumb. See what they're doing, and figure it out from there. If they're truly crazy you can always leave.


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#39
ok. mention that your friend has invited you and the ladies over for a hot tub party with loads of (whatever you think will lure them in)

tell them that until he texts you to come over, you've got to chill at your place (or wherever you think whatever you'd like to happen might happen)

if it's going good between you guys, great. if they don't mention the hot tub or the other place, you shouldn't either. if they do, check your phone. say that he texted you back saying he was busted!

Then act like you're calling him. Act like there is a conversation, and act like he had to go real quick. You're set. Your lie is almost complete and probably enough so that most people would not know or be suspicious.

I've never been daring enough to do that. I wouldn't do it though. Lying isn't moral you know.
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#40
Call the cops.

Explain that some drunk women escaped the kitchen.

Problem solved.
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