#1
what the hell? was just starting to like this girl, then i find out she's a c0ck dodger?
arghh! what a waste of a girl, sure fake lezzers are great like the ones in porn, but real ones grow to be bald and fat =[
#3
k.

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#4
Unfortunately, lesbians never turn out in real life like they are in the movies (you know what movies I'm talking about).
#5
We've all been there...

"Oh she looks really nice!"
*Send her friendly message complimenting her hair or something sappy, gets positive comment back*
*Spend a month chatting her up on MSN and Myspace*
"Wanna meet up sometime today?"
"Nah, i'm going out with my girlfriend later"
"Girlfriend as in mate?...."
"No, my lover"
*Checks Myspace again, her Orientation is: Gay*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
#6
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We've all been there...

"Oh she looks really nice!"
*Send her friendly message complimenting her hair or something sappy, gets positive comment back*
*Spend a month chatting her up on MSN and Myspace*
"Wanna meet up sometime today?"
"Nah, i'm going out with my girlfriend later"
"Girlfriend as in mate?...."
"No, my lover"
*Checks Myspace again, her Orientation is: Gay*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


My girlfriend was debating whether she was lesbian before she met me.
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#8
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We've all been there...

"Oh she looks really nice!"
*Send her friendly message complimenting her hair or something sappy, gets positive comment back*
*Spend a month chatting her up on MSN and Myspace*
"Wanna meet up sometime today?"
"Nah, i'm going out with my girlfriend later"
"Girlfriend as in mate?...."
"No, my lover"
*Checks Myspace again, her Orientation is: Gay*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

seconded
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ofcourse i laughed xD

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My girlfriend was debating whether she was lesbian before she met me.

wow you must have a really small penis
#11
^He said BEFORE she met him.
Which implies that she obviously decided to be straight when meeting him
Thus making his penis the size of Canada.

Join the club mate
#12
Well don't you feel ****ed up the ass by a rihno?

But that sucks, I'd say just stick with being friends with her... You never know she might change her mind
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#13
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arghh! what a waste of a girl, sure fake lezzers are great like the ones in porn, but real ones grow to be bald and fat =[


I find that incredibly insulting and defamitory. My mother is gay. She is neither bald, nor fat. Infact, she's a short, slender, ACDC fan, who happens to have done a lot of good work for the LGB community and is now the equality manager for the Rugby Football League. So **** off with your immature attitude. Come back when you have some respect for people's sexual orientation and can behave like an adult, not a child.
#14
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wow you must have a really small penis


Or...

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#15
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I find that incredibly insulting and defamitory. My mother is gay. She is neither bald, nor fat. Infact, she's a short, slender, ACDC fan, who happens to have done a lot of good work for the LGB community and is now the equality manager for the Rugby Football League. So **** off with your immature attitude. Come back when you have some respect for people's sexual orientation and can behave like an adult, not a child.

Someone's taking the pit way too seriously....
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#16
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I find that incredibly insulting and defamitory. My mother is gay. She is neither bald, nor fat. Infact, she's a short, slender, ACDC fan, who happens to have done a lot of good work for the LGB community and is now the equality manager for the Rugby Football League. So **** off with your immature attitude. Come back when you have some respect for people's sexual orientation and can behave like an adult, not a child.

Well you have to admit she has more testosteron then the average woman.

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#17
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Someone's taking the pit way too seriously....


Perhaps, but it's flippant remarks like these that degrade people. If people are allowed to get away with it, the degredation will not stop. if TS reads that post, he may stop with these flippant remarks. If he doesn't, he'll do it again, in the wrong place, at the wrong time, and get socially raped for it.
#18
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I find that incredibly insulting and defamitory. My mother is gay. She is neither bald, nor fat. Infact, she's a short, slender, ACDC fan, who happens to have done a lot of good work for the LGB community and is now the equality manager for the Rugby Football League. So **** off with your immature attitude. Come back when you have some respect for people's sexual orientation and can behave like an adult, not a child.

+1.

I'm not gay, but.. you know, one of my cousins is.. and it really is a PERSONAL business.. well I mean that it's something you respect about other people.. It's not like, because of being gay you'll end up fat and bald.. it's as if I tell you, oh, for beingh straight you'll end up fat, ugly, bald, and alone.. I mean, being gay or not being gay doesn't make those possibilities bigger or smaller.. man, just be careful with how you say things.. people tend to feel insulted.. or bad.. or angry.. or whatever.. just watch it..

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I find that incredibly insulting and defamitory. My mother is gay. She is neither bald, nor fat. Infact, she's a short, slender, ACDC fan, who happens to have done a lot of good work for the LGB community and is now the equality manager for the Rugby Football League. So **** off with your immature attitude. Come back when you have some respect for people's sexual orientation and can behave like an adult, not a child.



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#20
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Perhaps, but it's flippant remarks like these that degrade people. If people are allowed to get away with it, the degredation will not stop. if TS reads that post, he may stop with these flippant remarks. If he doesn't, he'll do it again, in the wrong place, at the wrong time, and get socially raped for it.


... That would be so funny to see.

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#21
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Well you have to admit she has more testosteron then the average woman.


You'd think so. Honestly though, she only applied for that job for the lulz. She had no idea about Rugby before she got that job.

That is the Lord's honest truth.
#22
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Well you have to admit she has more testosteron then the average woman.

Haha, dude, I play soccer and hate eating a rice cracker for lunch, and I don't really think THAT is having more testosterone than average women.. maybe its just breaking the regular expectations of what a girl should do... I lol'd anyway haha

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#23
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theres yer problem

jk

hahahaha

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#24
Lesbians are real!?!

Since When?
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#26
what the hell? was just starting to like this girl, then i find out she's a c0ck dodger?



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#27
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Yup! They were around before the internet was and everything!


Before The Internet? WHOA!!


Now I know I'll never get a gf

/Goddamit!
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