#1
So my girlfriend broke up with me 3 days ago. I didn't care at first because she was a cartwheeling, tater-tot toting son of a aardvark. Now, however I'm feeling a little depressed and lonely. Post funny things or advice to cheer me up please. Should I try and get her back? Find someone else? Any of you ladies dig guys who are nasty at hop-scotch and makes a awesome lasagna sandwich?
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So my girlfriend broke up with me 3 days ago. I didn't care at first because she was a cartwheeling, tater-tot toting son of a aardvark. Now, however I'm feeling a little depressed and lonely. Post funny things or advice to cheer me up please. Should I try and get her back? Find someone else? Any of you ladies dig guys who are nasty at hop-scotch and makes a awesome lasagna sandwich?


So she was an arrdvark:



Who carried tater tots?


What??
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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
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So my girlfriend broke up with me 3 days ago. I didn't care at first because she was a cartwheeling, tater-tot toting son of a aardvark. Now, however I'm feeling a little depressed and lonely. Post funny things or advice to cheer me up please. Should I try and get her back? Find someone else? Any of you ladies dig guys who are nasty at hop-scotch and makes a awesome lasagna sandwich?


No, you're better than that. You live in the Pit and you deserve more than mere mortals.
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#7
Lasagna sandwich?!
I can have a sex change if you'd like
I'd come out look like a cross between a wookie and magret thatcher.
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#9
Go to www.youtube.com

Search "Robin Williams Live in Broadway Part 1/10" and watch all ten parts. If you dont cheer up watching those, you never will.
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Go to www.youtube.com

Search "Robin Williams Live in Broadway Part 1/10" and watch all ten parts. If you dont cheer up watching those, you never will.

Guitardude19, you are a genius.

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#13
Quote by Tye1989
Lasagna sandwich?!
I can have a sex change if you'd like
I'd come out look like a cross between a wookie and magret thatcher.



that sounds hot. it just so happens chewbacca and margret are #4 and #19 respectively on things i love while listening to techno.

and thanks for the robin williams advice...ive seen em before but i still laughed.

keep em coming im still sorta and
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that sounds hot. it just so happens chewbacca and margret are #4 and #19 respectively on things i love while listening to techno.

and thanks for the robin williams advice...ive seen em before but i still laughed.

keep em coming im still sorta and


Well I'm sorta ::type and while I listen to music.
Airship is liek teh best giitar playr evr!!111!1!

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Don't use distortion pedals. Just bury your guitar for three weeks, and then dig it up, that should do the job.


^Best Reply Ever!

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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
#15
Quote by black007hawk2
So she was an arrdvark:



Who carried tater tots?


What??



NOOOOOO SILLY. SHE WAS THE SON OF AN AARDVARK. READ CAREFULLY. But she did carry tator tots like a machine.
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NOOOOOO SILLY. SHE WAS THE SON OF AN AARDVARK. READ CAREFULLY. But she did carry tator tots like a machine.


Whaaat? She was the son of an arrdvark?? Makes perfect sense.
Airship is liek teh best giitar playr evr!!111!1!

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Don't use distortion pedals. Just bury your guitar for three weeks, and then dig it up, that should do the job.


^Best Reply Ever!

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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
#17
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i thought it was funny

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#18
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Whaaat? She was the son of an arrdvark?? Makes perfect sense.


Glad we cleared that up then. I'm always 100% serious and never kid.
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So my girlfriend broke up with me 3 days ago. I didn't care at first because she was a cartwheeling, tater-tot toting son of a aardvark. Now, however I'm feeling a little depressed and lonely. Post funny things or advice to cheer me up please. Should I try and get her back? Find someone else? Any of you ladies dig guys who are nasty at hop-scotch and makes a awesome lasagna sandwich?


You broke up because she used to be a dude?
#20
Quote by Sog-E FrenchFry
Glad we cleared that up then. I'm always 100% serious and never kid.


I guess you didn't get what I was trying to say in my last post, so I'll break it down for you. You used the words "she" and "son" in the same sentence. This reference to two separate genders makes no sense and is slightly funny.
Airship is liek teh best giitar playr evr!!111!1!

Quote by solidgay
Don't use distortion pedals. Just bury your guitar for three weeks, and then dig it up, that should do the job.


^Best Reply Ever!

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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!