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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,338889,00.html

" Harris County, Texas, native Centava Dozier, 21, filed a $200,000 lawsuit Monday against American Airlines, alleging that a passenger masturbated in the seat next to her and then ejaculated on her hair.

Dozier was on her way to visit family and friends in L.A., MyFOXHouston reports.

The suit claims Dozier was sitting in an empty row when the plane took off, and then fell asleep. When she woke up, she says she found a substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her.

Dozier claims that when she asked the flight attendants for help, and requested the man be removed and taken back to his assigned seat, the staff did nothing, MyFOXHouston reports.

American Airlines officials maintain that appropriate action was taken and the man was arrested when the plane landed."


I ****ing lol'ed.
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,338889,00.html

" Harris County, Texas, native Centava Dozier, 21, filed a $200,000 lawsuit Monday against American Airlines, alleging that a passenger masturbated in the seat next to her and then ejaculated on her hair.

Dozier was on her way to visit family and friends in L.A., MyFOXHouston reports.

The suit claims Dozier was sitting in an empty row when the plane took off, and then fell asleep. When she woke up, she says she found a substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her.

Dozier claims that when she asked the flight attendants for help, and requested the man be removed and taken back to his assigned seat, the staff did nothing, MyFOXHouston reports.

American Airlines officials maintain that appropriate action was taken and the man was arrested when the plane landed."


I ****ing lol'ed.


hmm.. thats weird, he masturbates AFTER he comes ?


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#6
Oh lawd...
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#9
Texas to Calif...that's what, a four hour flight? This guy can't go four hours without beating one out?
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#12
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#14
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so, I heard you liek mudkips?


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#15
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Damn 4channers.... I'll be wearing a hat everytime I fly from now on

haha yeah I know! I'm wearing a hat too DEFINITELY

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