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#1
What's the best thing about shagging twenty eight year olds?


There's twenty of them...


sorry if there is a joke thread somewhere..
#3
TS that joke isn't that bad.
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#4
Quote by uvq
What's the best thing about shagging twenty eight year olds?


There's twenty of them...


sorry if there is a joke thread somewhere..





You monster.
#6
haha lol
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#8
Heard both of them before.

Now for something just as fresh (that has nothing to do with children), how do you fit 100 Pikachu's onto a bus?

You pokemon.
#11
Quote by Jcore44
Heard both of them before.

Now for something just as fresh (that has nothing to do with children), how do you fit 100 Pikachu's onto a bus?

You pokemon.



lol
#13
Quote by DieGarbageMan
why didnt the skeleton jump of the building


because he didnt have the guts..



haha
#15
Quote by Craigo
I like my whiskey just like my girls.

Twelve years old.

And full of coke.
#16
Quote by DieGarbageMan
why didnt the skeleton jump of the building


because he didnt have the guts..

/thread
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#19
Quote by King Baby Duck
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
lol that took me a while
#22
This is an appeal from Oxfam. Nelson is a starving young african child. He'll be lucky to see his 10th birthday. He only has one arm and a leg, and his cycle's only working pedal is on the side which he's missing a leg.


Please send just 2.00...

to see the video of him trying to cycle. It's funy as f**k.




I'm going straight to hell for that one.
#25
What's the best thing about having sex with a 12 year old in the shower?


When their hair gets wet you can slick it back and make them look 9.
#26
Quote by Craigo
I like my whiskey just like my girls.

Twelve years old.

And mixed with coke?


What kind of file makes a hole this size: O

turn into a hole THIS size: O


...A pedo-file.


That one sounds better out loud, I know.
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#27
Quote by djackson3693
it's not rape if she blinks twice for yes......

... or if you yell "SURPRISE!!!" first.
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#28
What's the difference between oral and anal sex?

Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak
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#29
What is small red and climbs up a womans leg at night?


a homesick abortion
#30
Quote by managarm
What is small red and climbs up a womans leg at night?


a homesick abortion

hahahahaha
#31
What's the best thing about ****in a 6 year old girl?


If you **** them from behind you can pretend they're a 6 year old boy.
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It's like having the best orgasm of your life ever, but in your brain, and the opposite of that.
#34
Quote by LordBishek
This is an appeal from Oxfam. Nelson is a starving young african child. He'll be lucky to see his 10th birthday. He only has one arm and a leg, and his cycle's only working pedal is on the side which he's missing a leg.


Please send just 2.00...

to see the video of him trying to cycle. It's funy as f**k.




I'm going straight to hell for that one.

Congratulations, now I'm going to burn for laughing at that. You comedy satan.
#35
Quote by Gu1tar K1d
Congratulations, now I'm going to burn for laughing at that. You comedy satan.


Well, I'll have some company in the sulphur pits at least.
#36
Quote by King Baby Duck
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.


nice one lol
CYMRU


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I cut my tongue with a spoon.


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#37
Why was Frosty the Snowman smiling?


....cause he saw the snow blower coming!


Whats the difference between a microwave and a woman?


A microwave don't scream when you put a piece of meat in it.
#38
Whats the difference between rocks and 12 year olds?


i Don't **** rocks



anyway
CYMRU


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I cut my tongue with a spoon.


Andrew Wk Party Tip 11Be Awesomer!

Woo
#39
Quote by last-1s-out
Whats the difference between rocks and 12 year olds?


i Don't **** rocks



anyway



HAHHAAHAHAHA that was the best joke in this thread.
Midnight whispers choke the daffodils, that were in your hair.
#40
whats the difference before a dead baby and a sandwhich?


i don't **** a sandwhich before i eat it
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