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The poster above you will post an event, either "fortunate" or "unfortunate." Take the opposite fortune and keep the story going.

Example:

Poster A: "Unfortunately, you awaken an angry dragon."
Poster B: "Fortunately, he's not angry with you."
Poster C: "Unfortunately, he's angry with the guy standing right beside you."
Poster D: Fortunately, the guy standing right next to you is that bully from Junior High."

etc.

I guess I'll kick it off with:

Fortunately, it's a great day for a walk.
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#3
Quote by 12Jim34
Unfortunately, you have no legs to walk with.


Fortunately, he has a split tongue.
#5
Quote by 12Jim34
Unfortunately, you have no legs to walk with.

hahahah you beat me to it.
#6
Quote by Våd Hamster
Fortunately, he has a split tongue.

Unfortunately he just ate some really hot salsa
Quote by C O B H C
I do believe so. I think heard it on TV once upon a time.

Edit: Wait, what the fuck was I watching on TV that had to do with ass hair?


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ndogg, is actually a kitty


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thanks ndogg.

/thread.

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I applaud thee.
#7
Quote by Våd Hamster
Fortunately, he has a split tongue.

Unfortunately, he gets stolen by the circus and marketed as 'The Amazing Snake-boy'
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^And known for that bloody awesome croissant with a crown.
Man that's badass.


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#10
Quote by Våd Hamster
Fortunately, so do you

unfortunately, his name is kinda cool
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#11
Quote by MH400
Unfortunately, this thread fails

unfortunately, h's right.
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#12
Quote by jesus-mobile
unfortunately, h's right.

fortunately, I stopped caring.
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