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#1
Why do you think the girl you're going out with is better than the girls other UGers are with?


I don't have one. But I can kick your girl's ass any day.
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Nothing is stranger than being anonymous.
#3
She makes me cookies whenever I want

Thats basically the only reason I love her
"Suck my ass!"

- Zakk Wylde
#4
Oh my Sheep she's back!


VÅDEDIT


I don't have one right now, which I'm quite happy with
#5
This is a retarded thread, like all girlfriend related threads.

No ones girlfriend is necessarily a better person than anyone else's, the girl obviously just fits with the guy better than other girls do.
#6
Quote by Gordita Supreme
This is a retarded thread, like all girlfriend related threads.

No ones girlfriend is necessarily a better person than anyone else's, the girl obviously just fits with the guy better than other girls do.


Of course, your Highness, because this is a very significant thread that must be taken seriously.
Quote by Jackal58
Nothing is stranger than being anonymous.
#7
My girlfriend's better because she can put her whole mouth on my.....




Edit: I can see this thing going nowhere but hilarious posts.
I love all forms of Rock 'n' Roll, past and NOT present
#8
Quote by kikaykitko
Of course, your Highness, because this is a very significant thread that must be taken seriously.


lol
well said
#10
My 'girlfriend' is better than yours because I can just deflate her when I get bored...
#14
Quote by MightyAl
My 'girlfriend' is better than yours because I can just deflate her when I get bored...

Sad but funny.
Quote by Jackal58
Nothing is stranger than being anonymous.
#15
My girlfriend is better because she doesn't ex--

Wait...bollocks
FUCK YOU! GET PUMPED!
#16
Because I actually have one?

Quote by SG thrasher
Bums to the ground when rilakam's around.
#17
She slept with a friend of mine over a year while we we're dating so i dumped her.. litterly.. cops found her corpse 3 weeks later
#22
Quote by Doolittle
Mine is better than yours because she's totally p0nx

Damn, I retract my earlier statement.

p0nX girlfriends > all

UP DA P0NX! *-)
FUCK YOU! GET PUMPED!
#24
Quote by Vulg4r
Mine puts out. Do I win?


Give the man a cigar.


And then put it out on his face.
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#26
Quote by Gordita Supreme
This is a retarded thread, like all girlfriend related threads.

No ones girlfriend is necessarily a better person than anyone else's, the girl obviously just fits with the guy better than other girls do.

Obviously someone with no gf

Mine's better cuz she gives me great sex, we have sex often, she gives me food and umm...

Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


WARNING: I kill threads.
#27
Quote by Gordita Supreme
This is a retarded thread, like all girlfriend related threads.

No ones girlfriend is necessarily a better person than anyone else's, the girl obviously just fits with the guy better than other girls do.


Sounds like someone doesn't have a girlfriend...

Neither do I... I'm straight though, so I have a reason


EDIT: Damn beaten to it
#28
i sense a thousand E-fights on the horizon...yes...this thread shall be the death of many.
Quote by Briyan_15
I think this man has a reputation to defend and "poop head" is not in that reputation.


Quote by omegasus
RUSSELL! WHAT THE ****!!!!
#29
Quote by SuperBlob
Damn, I retract my earlier statement.

p0nX girlfriends > all

UP DA P0NX! *-)


Wait..What's a p0nx girlfriend?
Quote by Jackal58
Nothing is stranger than being anonymous.
#30
Quote by kikaykitko
Why do you think the girl you're going out with is better than the girls other UGers are with?


I don't have one. But I can kick your girl's ass any day.


touch her, and i swear to God you will not see daylight again
''courage is not enough to forget''
#31
Quote by kikaykitko
Wait..What's a p0nx girlfriend?


I love all forms of Rock 'n' Roll, past and NOT present
#32
Quote by kikaykitko
Wait..What's a p0nx girlfriend?


tr00 z0mbiiieeeezzz girl.

I think I did it right.
BRIGHT LIGHTS PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
#33
Quote by kikaykitko
Wait..What's a p0nx girlfriend?


Sounds like a tranny girlfriend.

And to TS: mine takes Tae-Kwon-Do... I wouldn't **** with her
Quote by SG thrasher
Bums to the ground when rilakam's around.
#35
Quote by rock_metal_fan
touch her, and i swear to God you will not see daylight again

I said I can, not necessarily I will.
You're sweet as hell though

Quote by Joe-Fish
tr00 z0mbiiieeeezzz girl.

I think I did it right.


You didn't, I just got more confused.
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Nothing is stranger than being anonymous.
#37
I wish I had a girlfriend...

But then I wouldn't have so much time to play video games and read comics.
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#39
Quote by Dotpunker89
She likes the butt secks!


Your girl and I should hang out sometime.
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Nothing is stranger than being anonymous.
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