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#1
I'm at work right now and I'm updating a database of customers we have.

I have the task of calling people in Alabama.

God dammit everyone sounds like Forrest Gump. What the hell is going on?
#2
Everyone in Alabama is like Forrest's dumber, pig-f*cking cousin.
I thought everyone knew that.
#3
Quote by MightyAl
Everyone in Alabama is like Forrest's dumber, pig-f*cking cousin.
I thought everyone knew that.


I also thought they all wear blue jean dungarees, have mullets and HODOWN!!
#4
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#5
Quote by MightyAl
Everyone in Alabama is like Forrest's dumber, pig-f*cking cousin.
I thought everyone knew that.

Actually they're quite nice people so far. But they're all like Forrest Gump nice, you know?

Now get to yer local pub an' start a brawl Laddie.
#7
"Stupid is is stupid does, ma'am"

"Life is like a box of chocholates, you never know what your gonna get"

"Lieutenant Damn!"

Sorry, I could not help my self
#9
Actually, it depends on where you are in Alabama. In some places, they're actually quite normal people and not dirty trash hicks.

Quote by therealtater
Its called an accent buddy everyone in the deep south has one


Couldn't be further from the truth.
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#10
The people of the south > the people of anywhere else.
its common sense.
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#11
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I have the task of calling people in Alabama.

God dammit everyone sounds like Forrest Gump.


I'm so siging that! I actually laughed out loud! Best ****in' thing all day!
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#12
Two operators were just transferring me between each other for like 10 minutes.
#13
Quote by therealtater
Its called an accent buddy everyone in the deep south has one


Nope. I've lived in Texas my whole entire life and I don't have the slightest trace of an accent.
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Quote by therealtater
Its called an accent buddy everyone in the deep south has one




Everybody EVERYWHERE has an accent, fool.



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Nope. I've lived in Texas my whole entire life and I don't have the slightest trace of an accent.


???

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#16
Quote by metal4life592
Nope. I've lived in Texas my whole entire life and I don't have the slightest trace of an accent.


Everyone has an accent. Not just in the South, everywhere.

EDIT: Damnit Vornik!
I've had a strange want to visit Alabama lately.
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#17
Quote by metal4life592
Nope. I've lived in Texas my whole entire life and I don't have the slightest trace of an accent.



Thats more of out west, i think deep south refers to Tennessee and Georgia and the likes.
#18
Quote by TooFast
Everyone has an accent. Not just in the South, everywhere.

EDIT: Damnit Vornik!
I've had a strange want to visit Alabama lately.


Okay, well what I meant to say is that I don't have the stereotypical Forrest Gump southern accent. Better?
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#19
Quote by TooFast
Everyone has an accent. Not just in the South, everywhere.

EDIT: Damnit Vornik!
I've had a strange want to visit Alabama lately.

I can get you a good deal on a used car if you do decide to go and don't want to rent. I got a wrong number and a Forrest Gump version of Gill from the Simpsons answered at some used car lot. Nice guy.
#20
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"Stupid is is stupid does, ma'am"

"Life is like a box of chocholates, you never know what your gonna get"

"Lieutenant Damn!"

Sorry, I could not help my self

You look like such a prick now.
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#22
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Personally, I don't believe in Alabama.


Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany :O

#23
Quote by metal4life592
Okay, well what I meant to say is that I don't have the stereotypical Forrest Gump southern accent. Better?

Yeah, that's better.


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I can get you a good deal on a used car if you do decide to go and don't want to rent. I got a wrong number and a Forrest Gump version of Gill from the Simpsons answered at some used car lot. Nice guy.


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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Is that from Deliverance? (I'm just guessing, I haven't played it out)


*grabs acoustic*

EDIT: I knew it!
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#25
Do you guys think that if I started talking to them in a hillbilly accent they would be able to tell it's fake? I don't think they would be able to come to Illinois with their shotguns because the cold would likely kill them.
#26
Personally I'm from Florida but my Dad's side is all from Kentucky, and between going there and the places we stop on the way (when we visit), I can tell you that everyone does have annoying accents. They also aren't particularly smart or anything, but they are without a doubt some of the nicest, most hospitable and well mannered people you'll ever meet. And I'd take that over other people who may be more educated or brainy but are rude, inconsiderate and selfish.
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Quote by ketiov
Do you guys think that if I started talking to them in a hillbilly accent they would be able to tell it's fake? I don't think they would be able to come to Illinois with their shotguns because the cold would likely kill them.


They'd think it weird but would take it in stride.
We're only strays.
#28
Quote by therealtater
Its called an accent buddy everyone in the deep south has one

I live in New Orleans and have no accent at all. I say "ya'll", but thats pretty much the only thing you can distinguish about my "accent." But pretty much every town outside of new orleans in Louisiana is full of red necks. new orleans is a kind of refuge for non-hicks lol. same with other southern cities. the bigger cities tend to have better, more intelligent people, but the land surrounding them are full of rednecks.
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#30
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Is that from Deliverance? (I'm just guessing, I haven't played it out)


*grabs acoustic*

EDIT: I knew it!

lmfao, i did the same exact thing as you. IT IS!
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#32
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The people of the south > the people of anywhere else.
its common sense.


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#33
Quote by Flying Afros
I live in New Orleans and have no accent at all. I say "ya'll", but thats pretty much the only thing you can distinguish about my "accent." But pretty much every town outside of new orleans in Louisiana is full of red necks. new orleans is a kind of refuge for non-hicks lol. same with other southern cities. the bigger cities tend to have better, more intelligent people, but the land surrounding them are full of rednecks.

But you still have an American accent. Idiot. Everyone has an accent when compared to a different area of the world.
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#34
Quote by Flying Afros
I live in New Orleans and have no accent at all. I say "ya'll", but thats pretty much the only thing you can distinguish about my "accent." But pretty much every town outside of new orleans in Louisiana is full of red necks. new orleans is a kind of refuge for non-hicks lol. same with other southern cities. the bigger cities tend to have better, more intelligent people, but the land surrounding them are full of rednecks.


New Orleans is just too full of weirdos for the rednecks to be brave enough to step foot in the city. =P
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#35
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TS, Welcome to the opinions of the rest of the world.

I am NOT a conformist.
#36
Quote by ketiov
I am NOT a conformist.


You are now, sweet thang.
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#37
Quote by Gemini
You are now, sweet thang.

Well I'm not from Alabama so you don't have to worry about a lynch mob coming after you. But I am from Poland, so if you see a bunch of guys in rustly jogging suits, run.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dres
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Quote by ketiov
Well I'm not from Alabama so you don't have to worry about a lynch mob coming after you. But I am from Poland, so if you see a bunch of guys in rustly jogging suits, run.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dres


Duly noted, good sir.
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#39
"Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?"
"To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!"
"God damn it Gump! You're a goddamn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard! You must have an goddamn IQ of 160!"
#40
I'll continue this thread tomorrow, seeing as all of Alabama has gone home for the day. Maybe I'll have something interesting to share.

Or maybe I should move on to Texas...
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