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#1
So, pit dwellers... I just got off of the phone with a girl I've been dating over the past few weeks. We were really hitting it off, so I decided to ask her to senior prom. Well, she wanted to, but then she told me her dad didn't want us to get close because I'm not a Christian...

I don't know whether to be upset or pissed off. I'm not Atheist, nor do I consider myself Agnostic really... I do believe in a God, but I choose not to call myself a Christian, because I don't follow the Bible. I know that she doesn't personally care if I'm Hindu, Muslim, or whatever, but I never thought that her dad would intervene like that.

Any of you guys have similar stories or experiences like this? Any advice? Knowing the pit, I'm guaranteed a few sarcastic responses, but I don't mind... I need a cheap laugh anyway.
Needlenick wrote:

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#2
ahhhh, that sucks
to be honest, there's really nothing you can do about it besides maybe talk to him about it and try to reason with him...but if he did that in the first place, i don't know how much luck you'll have...
maybe just go with her anyways somehow?
i don't know, you'll have to talk to her about it too

fighting and doing crap like this because of religion is ridiculous
that is why i personally hate religion
i guess you could say i'm an atheist
but that doesn't mean i'm a bad person
i guess i'm more undecided than anything, all this religion stuff being thrown at me all the time is quite overwhelming for me
#3
If you want a laugh, I wrote this song a few days ago. It is titled: Pet Teh Kitteh

Kitteh
I see u thar watchin' me
Pretteh
Is wat u look lyk to me

And it's teh myddl of teh nite
And I can't contrl mysef
And I know that it's not right
But I gots to dress u up lyk an elf!

*Death Metal vocals*

PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT ****TEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!

Kitteh
My luv to u is not a lie
Sitteh
On teh cieling kitteh sky

And teh walls r closin' in
And teh doors r slammin' shut
And ur eyes, they beam me in
And I want to rub ur gut!


*Death Metal vocals*

PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT ****TEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!


PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT ****TEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!
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#4
Jeez, that's pretty lame of her dad to not let you take her due to the fact that you aren't hardcore religious...


#6
That sucks to hear. Personally, I think some Christians are idiots, others are cool but they talk about God too much and that's annoying.... hopefully things get better for you.

I have never had anything like that happen to me. Although I've had Christians judge me by the way I look (I'm black, yeah I know black dude on UG-HOLY CRAP) and the way I dress and talk. So, I figure I'll see them in hell one day.
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#7
Quote by Bleed Blue
ahhhh, that sucks
to be honest, there's really nothing you can do about it besides maybe talk to him about it and try to reason with him...but if he did that in the first place, i don't know how much luck you'll have...
maybe just go with her anyways somehow?
i don't know, you'll have to talk to her about it too

fighting and doing crap like this because of religion is ridiculous
that is why i personally hate religion
i guess you could say i'm an atheist
but that doesn't mean i'm a bad person
i guess i'm more undecided than anything, all this religion stuff being thrown at me all the time is quite overwhelming for me


AMEN TO THAT!!!! i hate people who judge me by my religion! but for teh dude who posed the question, just talk to her dad, explain to him that just because you arent a 'religous person' per say, that you do believe, but that you just choose to show it a differnet way than he does. hope it helps.
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#8
tell her dad that god's gonna kill him
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#9
hey man at least your gf isnt christian and your a satanist...
did i mention:

she goes to a christian school?
They call up her parents everytime they see me?
Her parents are REALLY REALLY christian?
Her dads an ex-boxer?

Yup. lul pretty much ****ed for me...

Note: Im not the OMG I LOVE SATAN satanist, I just follow the rules
#10
Quote by Bleed Blue
ahhhh, that sucks
to be honest, there's really nothing you can do about it besides maybe talk to him about it and try to reason with him...but if he did that in the first place, i don't know how much luck you'll have...
maybe just go with her anyways somehow?
i don't know, you'll have to talk to her about it too

fighting and doing crap like this because of religion is ridiculous
that is why i personally hate religion
i guess you could say i'm an atheist
but that doesn't mean i'm a bad person
i guess i'm more undecided than anything, all this religion stuff being thrown at me all the time is quite overwhelming for me


I hear you dude. That's how I feel.. somewhat. I feel like everyone's trying to coerce me into Christianity around here... it makes me think that that's the only reason anyone is a Christian, because they thought that through Christianity, they could be accepted by their peers.

I dunno... I was just upset, because she's a really cool girl, but whatever. I almost expected something to happen anyway, knowing my luck, haha.
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#11
Quote by SonataFanica
If you want a laugh, I wrote this song a few days ago. It is titled: Pet Teh Kitteh

Kitteh
I see u thar watchin' me
Pretteh
Is wat u look lyk to me

And it's teh myddl of teh nite
And I can't contrl mysef
And I know that it's not right
But I gots to dress u up lyk an elf!

*Death Metal vocals*

PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT ****TEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!

Kitteh
My luv to u is not a lie
Sitteh
On teh cieling kitteh sky

And teh walls r closin' in
And teh doors r slammin' shut
And ur eyes, they beam me in
And I want to rub ur gut!


*Death Metal vocals*

PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT ****TEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!


PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT ****TEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!


haha

Would you mind if I used that in my new band? We're called Panty Feast!

Nah, I won't take it from you. Great lyrics though.
#12
her dads a dick, get her to sneak behind his back, or shoot him in the face.


Or better yet, rub icy hot all over him...who knows, since it cures everything else maybe it will cure the disease known as christianity too.
#14
Quote by Rockford_rocks
haha

Would you mind if I used that in my new band? We're called Panty Feast!

Nah, I won't take it from you. Great lyrics though.


You has permission. : P
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#15
Cheap laugh, Eh?

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The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”
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#17
Quote by SonataFanica
If you want a laugh, I wrote this song a few days ago. It is titled: Pet Teh Kitteh

Kitteh
I see u thar watchin' me
Pretteh
Is wat u look lyk to me

And it's teh myddl of teh nite
And I can't contrl mysef
And I know that it's not right
But I gots to dress u up lyk an elf!

*Death Metal vocals*

PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT ****TEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!

Kitteh
My luv to u is not a lie
Sitteh
On teh cieling kitteh sky

And teh walls r closin' in
And teh doors r slammin' shut
And ur eyes, they beam me in
And I want to rub ur gut!


*Death Metal vocals*

PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT ****TEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!


PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT ****TEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!




Sonata, you're a God among lyricists
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#18
Quote by SonataFanica
You has permission. : P


Awesome. I'll be sure to mention you when we finish our album.

We already have a wide variety of songs, such as Marlin the Scrotum Snatcher, Hawk Fisherman, I Don't Wanna Bang An Eagle (A Tribute to the Ramones), and Shaloo of the Gods.
#21
Quote by Masamune
How does he know that you're not christian?


He probably asked the girl I was dating, and I suppose she didn't want to lie. I mean I still believe in a God, I just don't follow the Bible to a T, so I guess she figured he'd be cool with it.

...apparently not.
Needlenick wrote:

Dave Grohl has officially literally done everything.
#22
Quote by SonataFanica
If you want a laugh, I wrote this song a few days ago. It is titled: Pet Teh Kitteh

Kitteh
I see u thar watchin' me
Pretteh
Is wat u look lyk to me

And it's teh myddl of teh nite
And I can't contrl mysef
And I know that it's not right
But I gots to dress u up lyk an elf!

*Death Metal vocals*

PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT ****TEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!

Kitteh
My luv to u is not a lie
Sitteh
On teh cieling kitteh sky

And teh walls r closin' in
And teh doors r slammin' shut
And ur eyes, they beam me in
And I want to rub ur gut!


*Death Metal vocals*

PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT ****TEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!


PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT ****TEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!



Holy ****....


those may be the best lyrics I've ever heard!
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#23
Quote by scarfacesuit
So, pit dwellers... I just got off of the phone with a girl I've been dating over the past few weeks. We were really hitting it off, so I decided to ask her to senior prom. Well, she wanted to, but then she told me her dad didn't want us to get close because I'm not a Christian...

I don't know whether to be upset or pissed off. I'm not Atheist, nor do I consider myself Agnostic really... I do believe in a God, but I choose not to call myself a Christian, because I don't follow the Bible. I know that she doesn't personally care if I'm Hindu, Muslim, or whatever, but I never thought that her dad would intervene like that.

Any of you guys have similar stories or experiences like this? Any advice? Knowing the pit, I'm guaranteed a few sarcastic responses, but I don't mind... I need a cheap laugh anyway.


to be brutally honest i think you should Sh-it in his handbag.
#26
First i lose all my money to the government and then you lose your girlfriend to Jesus?


we must make a plan...
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#28
Quote by SonataFanica
[best lyrics ever]

Amazing - those are the best lyrics ever!

TS: why don't you just tell him you are a Christian? Then shag his daughter.
#29
Quote by cliff_em_all
First i lose all my money to the government and then you lose your girlfriend to Jesus?


we must make a plan...


Haha, what's your story?
Needlenick wrote:

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#30
Quote by scarfacesuit
He probably asked the girl I was dating, and I suppose she didn't want to lie. I mean I still believe in a God, I just don't follow the Bible to a T, so I guess she figured he'd be cool with it.

...apparently not.

That sucks dude. He has no right to judge a person based on religious beliefs. That's just disgusting. What happened to morals? I thought religion was all about those.
#31
Quote by Masamune
That sucks dude. He has no right to judge a person based on religious beliefs. That's just disgusting. What happened to morals? I thought religion was all about those.


Apparently morals only apply to those of the same beliefs as you...
Needlenick wrote:

Dave Grohl has officially literally done everything.
#32
tell him that if he is going to do that to his own daughter because of some clearly non-existent god then he might as well go to his imaginary hell. god, what a ****er. put religion before love. now someone who does that HAD BETTER rot in hell.
#33
Quote by scarfacesuit
Haha, what's your story?



I had like 5 pounds left in my bank after leaving my job, then all of a sudden i had 1 pound. im under 18 so i dont get charged intrest.

Im very annoyed at my 4 pound loss, thats a whole subway.
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#34
Quote by SonataFanica
If you want a laugh, I wrote this song a few days ago. It is titled: Pet Teh Kitteh

Kitteh
I see u thar watchin' me
Pretteh
Is wat u look lyk to me

And it's teh myddl of teh nite
And I can't contrl mysef
And I know that it's not right
But I gots to dress u up lyk an elf!

*Death Metal vocals*

PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT ****TEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!

Kitteh
My luv to u is not a lie
Sitteh
On teh cieling kitteh sky

And teh walls r closin' in
And teh doors r slammin' shut
And ur eyes, they beam me in
And I want to rub ur gut!


*Death Metal vocals*

PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT ****TEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!


PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT ****TEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!




those are the best lyrics EVAR!!!! those would be SO sigged if it wasn't so long.



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#35
Quote by cliff_em_all
I had like 5 pounds left in my bank after leaving my job, then all of a sudden i had 1 pound. im under 18 so i dont get charged intrest.

Im very annoyed at my 4 pound loss, thats a whole subway.


Jeez... that sucks dude. How about a plot to overthrow the government? I assume you're in the UK, while I'm over here in the US... but which government should we topple first?
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Dave Grohl has officially literally done everything.
#36
Quote by Squabblism
tell him that if he is going to do that to his own daughter because of some clearly non-existent god then he might as well go to his imaginary hell. god, what a ****er. put religion before love. now someone who does that HAD BETTER rot in hell.


Yeah dude. I feel like going all "Romeo and Juliet" with her.

...minus the tragic suicide and HUGE misunderstanding.
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#37
Thing is you're in more or less a perfect situation to get your own back. Nothing pisses someone off like shagging their daughter.
#38

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#40
Quote by SonataFanica
If you want a laugh, I wrote this song a few days ago. It is titled: Pet Teh Kitteh

Kitteh
I see u thar watchin' me
Pretteh
Is wat u look lyk to me

And it's teh myddl of teh nite
And I can't contrl mysef
And I know that it's not right
But I gots to dress u up lyk an elf!

*Death Metal vocals*

PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT ****TEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!

Kitteh
My luv to u is not a lie
Sitteh
On teh cieling kitteh sky

And teh walls r closin' in
And teh doors r slammin' shut
And ur eyes, they beam me in
And I want to rub ur gut!


*Death Metal vocals*

PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT ****TEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!


PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT ****TEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!



That was damn awesome
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