#1
Well right now I think I have a disorder or something.


This is why


I think I smell bad all the time....if someone is whispering I think they are talking about me smelling bad...I have my parents "smell" me every morning before school.


Also last year I thought I had dandruff, so I had my parents check my hair and I also had my friends check my hair.


So it isn't just one thing..

So is their anything wrong with me or what?
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#3
How old are you... if your 13-16 then your a teenager(like me) and no nothing is wrong with you.

Wear deoderant(sp?)??
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#4
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take a shower.

I take two showers a day
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#5
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take a shower.


+1
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#7
Yes, there is something wrong with you. You smell terrible.

Don't worry about it? I don't know, it seems like you're stressing over nothing.
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#8
Paranoia?

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#9
unless you have gangrene or some fungal infection, there's nothing medically wrong here.
#10
Deodorant.
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#11
I don't really know, but it seems like it might be something related to hypochondria.
#12
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I don't really know, but it seems like it might be something related to hypochondria.


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#13
I am no doctor, but it sounds like a fear of uncleanliness....

OR

A combination of OCD and paranoia.....
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#16
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I don't really know, but it seems like it might be something related to hypochondria.


lol, most people wouldn't get the joke.

You're just a teen, wear some cologne and buy anti-dandruff. Nothin to be worryin about. If you sprout a third arm, however...
#18
You might be gay.
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#19
not sure but sounds like you need to detox (as in you have so many toxins in your body the pores in your skin cant expell them anymore because they are clogged up. My suggestion to you is to drink unhumanly amounts of water and dont eat for a bit and go work to get your pores working again and flowing with sweat....
#24
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not sure but sounds like you need to detox (as in you have so many toxins in your body the pores in your skin cant expell them anymore because they are clogged up. My suggestion to you is to drink unhumanly amounts of water and dont eat for a bit and go work to get your pores working again and flowing with sweat....


hmmm water poisoning.... no food and working out dangerous... your a genious
#26
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Sounds like you need a free personality test from your local Church of Scientology. They'll clear those toxins right up for a nominal fee of lifelong servitude.


#27
Chill out about it. I've got scabies. And I've given it to my new (probably soon to be ex) girlfriend.

Think yourself lucky
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#28
Anybody know what I can do to make me stop thinking I smell bad?

except for taking a shower.


Like something mentally
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#29
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#30
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Anybody know what I can do to make me stop thinking I smell bad?

except for taking a shower.


Like something mentally

Helping you psychologically isn't going to change the fact that you need a shower.
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#31
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Helping you psychologically isn't going to change the fact that you need a shower.

Do you not read all of the posts?

I never said people said I smell bad...I just think that when they whisper


I TAKE TWO SHOWERS A DAY

2!
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#32
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I TAKE TWO SHOWERS A DAY

2!

that's probably why you have dandruff.
#33
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that's probably why you have dandruff.

Do you people seriously read my posts?

I said I used to worry about dandruff LAST YEAR.
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#34
you reek and what's with the crap on your shoulders?
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#35
You're just really self-conscious. You have to learn to not worry lol.


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#36
I do find myself occasionally going "hmm... I hope I don't smell like **** right now" even if I just took a shower like an hour ago. It's usually if I happen to smell something bad and consider if it's me or whatever. So yeah don't worry about it, you don't smell bad.
#37
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I do find myself occasionally going "hmm... I hope I don't smell like **** right now" even if I just took a shower like an hour ago. It's usually if I happen to smell something bad and consider if it's me or whatever. So yeah don't worry about it, you don't smell bad.

thanks man


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