#1
i dont know if this is a good thing or a bad thing, but my penis is 32cm long, it almost reaches my knee

theres no pain or anything.
but i told my friend and he said i had BPD ( big penis disorder)

does anyone know anything about this??

i only just turned 15
#3
Well, try being Asian.
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#5
If you're black it's normal if you're white it's probably a tumor
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#6
Thats a gift.
It could also be a conversation starter just whip it out.
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Quote by To The End
i dont know if this is a good thing or a bad thing, but my penis is 32cm long, it almost reaches my knee

theres no pain or anything.
but i told my friend and he said i had BPD ( big penis disorder)

does anyone know anything about this??

i only just turned 15

its actually AGFG


(a gift from god)
so what if you have a huge schlong?
#12
Ima gonna call BS on that.

BS

On that
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#13
So, you see, there is this thing called over compensating... its usually done by those who are lacking something... and they make up fantastical tales about how much of that something (which they are lacking) they "really" have.

Thus, I can conclude that you need to see a psychiatrist AND you have a tiny penis.
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Well, try being Asian.

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#17
There's the 1/10000 possibility he's not joking.

erm.

thats pretty much 1 foot exactly.

and thats... flacid? it certainly would not goto your knee if you were hard. If it did, that'd be a pulled muscle. lol.
#18
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If you're black it's normal if you're white it's probably a tumor

HAHAHAH
#21
This thread is full of win. I guess... =\

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#22
lucky...
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#23
I would say pics or it didn't happen but...
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If you're black it's normal if you're white it's probably a tumor

haha

funniest thing i've read in a while
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#25
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If you're black it's normal if you're white it's probably a tumor

Oh man, you win, good sir.
#26
STICKY THIS RIGHT AWAY.

Mods, this could be serious.

We must spread the awareness of Big Penis Disorder.
#27
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I would say pics or it didn't happen but...

screw it. pics or it didn't happen.
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#28
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screw it. pics or it didn't happen.


Um, is your pen0r longified by females or males?
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#29
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STICKY THIS RIGHT AWAY.

Mods, this could be serious.

We must spread the awareness of Big Penis Disorder.


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#30
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screw it. pics or it didn't happen.

+1
Mines only that big after a round of the penis pump
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#33
well...if it's true I know of a potential career path you could be quite successful in...
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#35
so... what are you doing saturday?
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#36
is this a joke?
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#38
Hey, if you don't want it, I'll be happy to take it. You can have mine... and you can pay for the surgery.

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