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Would you be offended or rattled if you found out your girlfriend was better than you?

I was with my a couple of friends the other day and one of their girlfirends was there and she piced up the guitar and was way better than her boyfriend. I asked him how it made him feel later that she was better and he said that it didn't bother him.

Would it bother you? or would you like it?
#2
I don't see why it would bother me... If anything, it'd make me more glad I have such an awesome girlfriend.
#3
Well I have a penis so I have the upper hand. Being that, I would say it wouldn't bother me much.
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#5
Ive yet to meet a female with real musical ability. It would probably turn me off if i honestly thought she was better than me and wanted a relationship.
#6
i would be so turned on. the only problem is i would need a second amp for the kitchen.
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I don't see why it would bother me... If anything, it'd make me more glad I have such an awesome girlfriend.


Yup. I would have her teach me. Come on, imagine how awesome it would be to have a girlfriend who you can jam out with!
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#8
id be exsatic, she could teach me and we would have another way to bond, wed jam, then teh sexorz
#9
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i would be so turned on. the only problem is i would need a second amp for the kitchen.


lmfao

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id be exsatic, she could teach me and we would have another way to bond, wed jam, then teh sexorz


lmfao x2
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#11
I would be in love.
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#12
My friends' ex played guitar way better than he ever can. She has bad stage fright so she never played, but I heard recordings. Every time I tried to get her to play, he'd get all righteous "don't force her into that stuff", but everybody knew he cried in the shower about it.
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#13
I would have sex with her. A lot.

In fact I would probably just give up playing so that I would have more time to screw her. Because I would see that as the hottest f*cking thing on the planet.
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#14
I'm better at it than my boyfriend.... buut he doesn't play much, so it doesn't count.
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#16
There's a couple of girls that play at our young adult worship service. They are way better than I am. They are awesome!

As for a gf, it'd be sweet to be able to jam with a gf!
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#17
I had a girlfriend who was great at guitar. I liked it...I especially liked watching her band...they were hot
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Would you be offended or rattled if you found out your girlfriend was better than you?


No. I'd honestly get a raging boner.
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I had a girlfriend who was great at guitar. I liked it...I especially liked watching her band...they were hot

I can't help but detect a tone of wistfulness in your post...
#20
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My friends' ex played guitar way better than he ever can. She has bad stage fright so she never played, but I heard recordings. Every time I tried to get her to play, he'd get all righteous "don't force her into that stuff", but everybody knew he cried in the shower about it.

hmm sounds like a scam to me "she never played, but I heard recordings" how do you know it was actually her playing?

anyway, I might be a little bothered if she was obviously better than me, but it would be really cool to have a girlfriend at about the same skill level as me, then we could teach each other and jam and stuff.
#21
wouldnt bother me. currently im teaching my gf, hopefully she can get just as good at it
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#22
its a 50/50 thing. depending on how much better she was. in all it could turn out some embarassing moments with the boys. but then u could always pull the "my girlfriend is better than yours!" and laugh cuz it would probly be true
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#23
Dude that would be sweet!

Being able to jam with your girlfriend

Or better,
having a girlfriend who plays bass

THEN she could be good and we could jam
#24
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I can't help but detect a tone of wistfulness in your post...

yup...those were the days
#25
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No. I'd honestly get a raging boner.
Same.

The thought of a chick picking up a Korina V and wailing a Journey solo is definite boner material.
#26
i don't know... it would be cool, but it would suck if she bragged about it a lot.

i can't really imagine it though....

my girlfriend does have an amazing voice though, she's great
#27
it would sting if i found out IN FRONT OF OTHERS but, it be would be a huge turn on for me. think about it: crazy ass solo trade offs and soon your frenzied jam turns into you both droppin your guitars and hittin it like animals...


...maybe i just have to much time to think
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Dude that would be sweet!

Being able to jam with your girlfriend

Or better,
having a girlfriend who plays bass

THEN she could be good and we could jam


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#29
Hm, this really hot girl I'm friends with plays guitar, she's supposed to be pretty decent at it.

Hmmm...
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i would be so turned on. the only problem is i would need a second amp for the kitchen.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GENIUS!
#31
Yeah I think it would be pretty cool to be able to jam with her but it would be better if she was even a better songwriter than guitar player
#33
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Well I have a penis so I have the upper hand. Being that, I would say it wouldn't bother me much.

Plus you can attempt bass solos like that one that Murderface did on Metalocalypse.
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#34
I agree with most here, it's just plain hot. You got teh Sex, teh Rockz, all you need now is teh Drugz.

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#35
well my ex was amazing at the piano she's playing at carnegie hall for a recitcal soon i haven't talked to her in a week though but i wasn't jealous of her for it i even played my acoustic along with her once it was fun i miss her
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#36
I would luv to meet a girl who could play better than me.

It seems like most girls where i live really can't play for crap or else have no interest other than listening tho!
#37
****k... I love girls that play guitar and definitely if a girl played a journey solo infront of me... I wouldn't just get a boner, hell I'd blow my load just right there on the spot... and I'm not ashamed of that

in all seriousness though I had one ex (we're pretty good friends now) who was a little bit under my skill level at the time and ya it was dammm hottt... I love girls that play guitar though... huge turn on for me, and if they can fully appreciate music... dam, usually I end up dating girls that can't play all that well, but meh then you can teach them, on a bed... and nine times out of ten... ya you know what comes next
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#38
That would definitely be a turn on, I would have her give me lessons. Alas, I have to give her lessons.

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#40
My ex-boyfriend claimed over a year ago (when we were still going out), and still claims, that I'm much better than him at guitar. He doesn't seem ashamed at all; in fact, whenever we're on the topic with his friends, that's the first thing he says. I'm not sure how true it is-I've only been playing two years, he's been playing four- but he's definitely not embarrassed.
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