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Well, I'm sure most of you are familiar with the movie "Talladega Nights". If you have seen it, I'm sure you remember the "I like to picture my jesus" part. If you haven't seen it, or don't remember that part, here's a link http://youtube.com/watch?v=zKDC2iBQTYg. (the part starts around 1:30)

Anyways, I would like to see what kinda "I like to picture my jesus" things UG could come up with.

Go for it.
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#4
i like to picture my jesus as being jesus
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#6
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i like to picture my jesus as being jesus
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...How very creative.
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#7
i liek to picture my jesus as dimebag
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#8
I like my jesus as I like my coffie.. BLACK !



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#13
i like to picture my jesus like a bum and im bout to sock em one cuz hes a dirty bum but then i say i better not punch him because hes jesus

LOL
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edit: crap, I was beat to it
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#17
bob dylan, forrealz
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#18
I like to picture my Jesus as the lead singer and guitarist of a heavy metal band.
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#19
or possibly john lennon
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#20


if you get the reference you get a cookie
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#25
I like to picture my jesus listening to hardcore metal and headbanging, stage diving, moshing, and generally just rocking out
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#27
Oh my god! I was explaining Buddy Jesus to my girlfriend last night.
He's definitely my favorite jesus
#28
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Oh my god! I was explaining Buddy Jesus to my girlfriend last night.
He's definitely my favorite jesus

hell yes...i now have a sudden itch to watch Dogma for like the millionth time
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#29
I like to picture my jesus as a hardcore pornstar, facials and everything.


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if you get the reference you get a cookie

movie sucked :P
#30
[x 3 5 5 3 3]

Gsus
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#31
Just watched it last night.

"I like to picture my Jesus with big angel wings, singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like, an angel band. And I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk!"
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#32
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#34
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#35
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he looks like It...


saw that movie when I was 4... threw away all my clowns
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#36
Like this

#37
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it wasn't even that funny in the original thread
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#38


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#40
I've always pictured Jesus as that guy in Creed.
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