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#1
who else has this problem?

you're just like driving with your girlfriend in one arm or perhaps watching a movie with her, or like. anything. and she just moans or hums for no reason? like i can understand if we were like making out or.... anything?? but no. we we're just driving back to her house after we hang out all night and shes like laying on me in my car and she starts making all these incredibly strange hums and other strange noises. i dont know if its a regular thing but its the first time ive noticed.... ii guess theres nothing wrong with it... but its just strange.
#2
Are you sure she's not a microwave?
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#3
I know your pain, but girls make noises around me because as soon as they approach within 20 yards, they get sexually aroused. Within 5 yards is insta-orgasm.
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Perhaps your "girlfriend" needs her batteries changing. It's the same thing with my smoke alarm. Except more whining than humming.
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#7
this girl beside me in my psych class makes humming noises to try and get my attention, it's like an annoying wookie.
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I know your pain, but girls make noises around me because as soon as they approach within 20 yards, they get sexually aroused. Within 5 yards is insta-orgasm.


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#9
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yeah man make sure she isnt a microwave ive made that mistake several times

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#12
You can't drive with a girlfriend in one arm! That is not safe.
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#13
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yeah man make sure she isnt a microwave ive made that mistake several times


I think we all have...but she might just be relaxed, you know? Haven't you ever just been lying down then you strech your self out and ****in' grunt and groan and all that ****...I know I have.
#17
it's an affection thing, its cute.

but when she stops doing it, it's a sign shes probably banging your best mate. or dad.
#18
Don't hold her so close to the amp.
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#20
She's a microwave? Don't microwaves "ding" when it's finished doing their job?

I make all kinds of noises except when I'm eating [that's kinda gross].
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#21
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You can't drive with a girlfriend in one arm! That is not safe.
You're absolutely right!


... hold your girlfriend with both arms and steer with your knees.
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#24
It's an affection thing, definately

>___>
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It's an affection thing, definately

>___>

What makes you so sure?

Do you make these strange noises?
#27
so from what i understand my friend (shes actually not my gf.. we're just way too comfortable with eachother.) is in fact an affectionate walrus/microwave that needs its pickups changed?


hahah... i love you guys.
#28
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What makes you so sure?

Do you make these strange noises?
Nubcakes, you don't ask a girl a thing like that.


... take her out on a date and find out, first hand.
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Are you sure she's not a microwave?


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#31
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Are you sure she's not a microwave?

win!
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Nubcakes, you don't ask a girl a thing like that.


... take her out on a date and find out, first hand.





Uhm... no comment, this is just... XD
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#34

Does she look like this?


AH ****! My entire bag of Munchies spilled on the floor...
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#35
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I know your pain, but girls make noises around me because as soon as they approach within 20 yards, they get sexually aroused. Within 5 yards is insta-orgasm.

sigged.

And really, thats strange, cause My girlfriend desn't make random noises, she makes them for a good reason.
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#36
This reminds me, I was golfing with this one girl on the golf team a while ago, and she would just randomly squeak. It was weird, but yes girls will make random noises.
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#37
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sigged.

And really, thats strange, cause My girlfriend desn't make random noises, she makes them for a good reason.

Such as screams when you're ra-
I'll go no further Stupid joke is stupid >_>
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Win!
#38
Her batteries are running low..

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#39
my girlfriend moans because my c*** is in her c*** about 24/7. no big deal. it happens.
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Does she look like this?



OMFG. I just burst out laughing uncontrollably. Thank you.
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