#1
Please read this with sarcasm, fantasy, and ironi close to heart!

Verse 1

[Drums starting up the beat]

I'm laying in my bed...
starring at the closet...
I'm laying in my bed...
starring at the closet...

Oh my God my telephone bipped,
I think it's because i've recieved a text message...
It's blinking, and vibrating
I think it's falling down
from the table
Where i put it

(dam dam dam)

Oh my God I've got a text message
and I dont know who it's from...
It could be from my friend writing
'search heavy ninja boobs style
on google'
yeah on google

Oh my God I've got a text message
and I wonder who it's from
It could be from that depressed girl
who writes me every single day...
I could also be that blonde who is really hot,
but who writes the same jokes all the time

Oh my God I've got a text message
and I think I know who it is from...
That blonde girls friend who is a blondie too
and looks hot, just as well
She looked at me at school today
with a 'i-want-you'-kinda look in her eyes,
Maybe it was for the dude behind me..
.. i dont know..
no i dont know..

[Instrumental]



I rise
yes i rise
from my
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
and i walk
to the table
at the
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeend of my rooooooooom
i hit the bottle of coca cola on the floor
and the bag of chips beside it
i burp
and i take
the phoooone

......

Oh my God I've got a text message
and it's actually from my mom
writing 'hey little honey, i'm home in an hour,
brush your teeth so they smell just fine'

Quote by zadzior
Sir, Awesome stuff. You have my respect!
Quote by neon-black
aw i love your song! sell it n' it would deffo be a smash!
Quote by veggiederek
this is great. you've got the words!
Quote by kiaraiswicked
... Wauw... It really paints a picture and leaves the rest up to the imagination!
Last edited by TheKermal at Mar 21, 2008,
#3
is this serious??
lol
pretty funny though
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#4
No it's not serious Or well.. I've been in the situation one time or two.
But still.. It's multiplied a couple of times!
Quote by zadzior
Sir, Awesome stuff. You have my respect!
Quote by neon-black
aw i love your song! sell it n' it would deffo be a smash!
Quote by veggiederek
this is great. you've got the words!
Quote by kiaraiswicked
... Wauw... It really paints a picture and leaves the rest up to the imagination!