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O.K. so there's this bitch on my bus who's a grade or two younger than me, and she's always doing **** like taking my iPod, pulling my hair, and being an all around bitch.
So, you think that would be easy to take care of right? But of course, every little bitch comes complete with an asshole for a brother. He's older, stronger, and hates white kids.
WTF am I supposed to do that won't tick him off.
And just so you know, Im not exactly the strongest person.
I know I sound like a little pussy, but I'd rather be safe than dead...
Last edited by StopReadingThis at Mar 21, 2008,
#4
get her deported
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#7
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O.K. so there's this bitch on my bus who's a grade or too younger than me


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#8
Ignore her. I highly doubt she'll take your iPod if you're listening to it, or walk up to you and start pulling your hair just for the hell of it.
#10
tell her your granny just died.
then start crying on her shoulder.
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#11
plant drugs in her back pack and call immigration or just start shouting "la migra" and she'll run and hide
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#14
haha dude that sucks just put a knife in her pocket

EDIT: with a note containing the psychotic description of your choice

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Last edited by AngerIsAGift06 at Mar 21, 2008,
#15
Do something that will humiliate her in front of everyone on the bus and make sure she won't forget it.
#16
All the good ones were taken.

But you could always give her AIDS.
Say for instance someone raped a virgin.
Can they also be charged for theft?
#17
Jeez.

She wants your cock, dude.

I swear, this is just the most basic thing. Chicks who bug you like that are gagging for your man meat.
#19
honestly.. i agree with the plant drugs on her idea. It will get her in **** with teachers/parents/brother (if he REALLY cares about her)

but what I dont understand is how a FEMALE found the time to get out of the kitchen to take a bus.. let alone pull your hair or take your ipod. Was she perhaps sewing or vacuuming while doing these acts?

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Last edited by Ultimate_Gio92 at Mar 21, 2008,
#20
She obviously digs you. Ask her out.
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#21
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Rape.


you remind me TOO much of my dear friend SionPorn

his main quote is: R is for Rape!
#22
Give her the back of yer hand
yeah pimp smack tha bitch and if her bro does anything shout at him and then fight him and i know how you will if your havin trouble....one word
Head Butt.


but no violence against teh bitches is wrong..... NOT!!!
#24
tell her brother you want his blessing in the wedding you two are going to have...

problem solved
#25
UG, the only place I know of that will mess up my mind more then acid did

anyway walk to school if she only bothers you on the bus
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#26
You're just a Little Bitch!! What a great song. Thread hijack, it's about The Specials now!
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#27
Dumbass. She wants you.
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#29
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She obviously digs you. Ask her out.

.... Or there's this. He could be right.

Only way to know is to see how she reacts when you cock-smack her.


Oh, and btw, this thread has an awesome title
#30
Dude just be friends with her brother if possible and then kindly tell him that his sister is annoying you and u dont want to be an ass and if he can shut her up.

worth a try
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#31
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ONE TWO!

I agree with the plant drugs on her thing.
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#32
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honestly.. i agree with the plant drugs on her idea. It will get her in **** with teachers/parents/brother (if he REALLY cares about her)

but what I dont understand is how a FEMALE found the time to get out of the kitchen to take a bus.. let alone pull your hair or take your ipod. Was she perhaps sewing or vacuuming while doing these acts?



lol i was thinking the same thing!
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#35
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Rape.

Thus spoke the pit.

I agree with planting drugs on her.

Or injecting her with smack. Then she'll be so preoccupied with her itchy blood she'll leave you alone.

problem solved.
#36
O.k. thanks for the help, but she's hella ugly. I was hoping no one would say she likes me, because that means that only fat ugly chicks like me.

Well, Im just going to take my chances next time she starts getting all bitchy. If I die remember me...as the loser who asked the pit for help. JK.
#39
'I'm getting horny.'
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#40
Bring a gun to school and shoot her in the throat.

That'll teach her to pull your hair.
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