#1
I was over at my grandma's house, and she kept doing the whole: "Your the most handsome boy ever!" thing. I thought I would be funny so I said: "Yer lyin' out of your ass, bitch!!!"

Then was a silence.........

So now I need to find a way to back in good graces with my grandma. Any ideas pit?
#3
Don't speak like that in front of old people ever if you want their respect.

You're doomed. She now believes you are eternally damned. There's nothing you can do.

Idiot.
#5
turn her oxygen tank up a bit
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I was over at my grandma's house, and she kept doing the whole: "Your the most handsome boy ever!" thing. I thought I would be funny so I said: "Yer lyin' out of your ass, bitch!!!"

Then was a silence.........

So now I need to find a way to back in good graces with my grandma. Any ideas pit?
Yeah, that was pretty lame. But your grandma seems like a nice old broad.
Just give her a kiss and slip her some tongue. That oughta do it.
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#9
rofl, you dont deserve your grandma's love anymore
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#10
yea man, never talk like that in front of older people in general, especially grandparents...
seems like you're completely screwed though, all that's left is to run away and start anew in some faraway land...
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#12
I wish you weren't a liar.
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#13
do stuff for her. other then that, theres really nothing..
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#14
Should have done better if you're gonna get in that deep of ****
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#15
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Wow you're dumb. Clearly the lesson of "Respect you elders" failed to sink in for you.

Try apologizing, and admiting that your a dumbass.

She might not like that... considering the language. You could say "daft".

But that was pretty idiotic. Good luck getting her respect back, she seems nice enough though.
#16


Didn't really think that one through, did ya? Just get her a big bag of Werther's Originals. She'll love you until her Alzheimer's kicks in.
#17

You called your grandma a bitch
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