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#2
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and the words kept falling onto pages.
Without the loss we can't go on
and with the loss we became strong.

#4
I wouldn't know, but I would think saying something along the lines of "Your dad's better."
I would think any guy would go soft. Maybe a few would say "wut?" xD
Holy hellfire. I seem to be back.
#6
Punched me in the face. She kept telling me to hit her back.

I won't go into details of where that led.
Sincerely, Chad.
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#7
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Punched me in the face. She kept telling me to hit her back.

I won't go into details of where that led.


i did you beat her?
#8
Quote by Chad48309
Punched me in the face. She kept telling me to hit her back.

I won't go into details of where that led.


Shoulda told her "How weird...I have a fetish for shovels...let's combine the two"

Edit: And it would come in handy if you hit her a bit too hard...
#9
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omg thats ****ing awsome! how did it feel? lol
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#10
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omg thats ****ing awsome! how did it feel? lol


I believe you can simulate the sensation by 'putting icyhot on it'
#11
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i did you beat her?

*Sigh* Basically the encounter ended there. I told her I wasn't going to hit her, because I'd never hit a woman (no matter what the circumstances). It's just something I could never do.

I told her I'd spank the **** out of her, but apparently she was looking for getting the **** knocked out of her with my fists. That's . . . that's just ****ed up, no offense to anyone with that fetish.

I fail.
Sincerely, Chad.
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#12
Throw up.
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#14
not that this has happened but it would really creep me out if she grew a penis...
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"My tone should be like me........FAT! "
#15
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not that this has happened but it would really creep me out if she grew a penis...

Nice imagination buddy...hehe
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#18
Orgasimed. Any girl who tells you they have is full of sh!t.
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****, nah I've never got anything like that, I just get 'YOU'VE WON THE MOTHERFUUCKIN LOTTERY IN IREELAND SEND ME UR DETAILS N U GET 10 000 000 DOLLLAAZZ"

But I'm sure some paid hitman wouldn't email that, and would have better grammar
#19
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Orgasimed. Any girl who tells you they have is full of sh!t has been with SYK.
*fixed*
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#21
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Orgasimed. Any girl who tells you they have is full of sh!t.


Or maybe you and your pen0zorz fail.

All I'll say is it certainly doesn't feel like my girlfriend is faking it
#23
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Or maybe you and your pen0zorz fail.

All I'll say is it certainly doesn't feel like my girlfriend is faking it


Youd be suprised.
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****, nah I've never got anything like that, I just get 'YOU'VE WON THE MOTHERFUUCKIN LOTTERY IN IREELAND SEND ME UR DETAILS N U GET 10 000 000 DOLLLAAZZ"

But I'm sure some paid hitman wouldn't email that, and would have better grammar
#24
well she waas giving me a blow job and she had braces. ew i know but the rest of her face was alright lol. and well the braces kinda cut my dick cause she was a crazy blow job giver and was like throwing her head all over the place. i basically ****ed the **** out of her face......
#25
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Youd be suprised.

Feeling muscles involuntarily convulse around your penis and seeing your girl spend seven minutes getting her breath? I'd consider that an orgasm.

You fail.
Sincerely, Chad.
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#27
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Feeling muscles involuntarily convulse around your penis and seeing your girl spend seven minutes getting her breath? I'd consider that an orgasm.

You fail.


+1 and thanks for answering what my retort would've been if I'd have seen his answer earlier!
#30
She burped all over my member during a blowjob..

..nice.
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#31
woke up...
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#32
Ladies and gentlemen . . . Mr. Conway Twitty:

"Hello Darlin . . . nice to see ya . . . "

Sincerely, Chad.
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#33
I think the wierdist would have to be....If the girl revealed she was a guy!!
#34
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I think the wierdist would have to be....If the girl revealed she was a guy!!

Specifically, Morrissey. In that case, I'd just have to keep doing what I was doing.

I wouldn't want to offend him.
Sincerely, Chad.
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#37
gf:was there any homework
me:kinda busy ****ing you
gf:ill stop
me:no i dont think there was any.
#38
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no ones said woke up yet...... *head explodes*


Yeah, about 2 or 3 posts above you.

EDIT: Well it's more like 5 or 6. But here:

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#39
to the guys talking about orgasms...you DO realise you can't fake it, if the guy you're with isn't an idiot?

we can make our muscles down there contract, but nowhere near as fast as when we come.

and very few women come from penetration alone, but penetration and extra stimulation can work

the pit is full of sexn00bs
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#40
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to the guys talking about orgasms...you DO realise you can't fake it, if the guy you're with isn't an idiot?

we can make our muscles down there contract, but nowhere near as fast as when we come.

and very few women come from penetration alone, but penetration and extra stimulation can work

the pit is full of sexn00bs


well obviously beucase technically a girl shouldnt be even orgasiming till shes around her late 20's thats most of the time, girls who have it earlier got super over stimulated and it probly took for ever, so dont get mad its not our fault its the girl....
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