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#1
As some of you know, me and t3gan are the best of friends.
When we get together, we have to have a quest.
This time, it was to get mass amounts of Mountain Dew, because last time the quest was not completed.
It was starting to get dark, so we decided we better start working to Coles now. This was at about 7:00, and Coles is about 1 km away. Now, we are slow walkers, especially when we're equipped with a camera.
So we got there at about 7:20, got 2 litres each.
By the time we get out of there, it was as dark as it's going to get.
Now the quickest way to get back here is through a forest path with no light. Which we like to call the rape path.

If you're only here to read the interesting part, it starts here.
So walking along this main road before we get to the rape path, it's dark, raining, and we're holding heavy bags.
Then, some guy in a white van pulls over on the other side of the road and stares at us. Needless to say, we shat.
We picked up the pace, and every few seconds I'd turn back to see if he was still there. And each time, he was.
We got to the turnoff to the rape path, and it's so dark you can't see ****.
At this point, tegan was holding my hand so fucking tight.
Here is where it ends.

About 20 minutes later we walked into the light of my street, and got home and started drinking our MTNDEW.

Any similar stories?
Last edited by bloodsugar at Mar 22, 2008,
#2
Is it called Rape Path? Because if so...you had it coming?
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#3
Oh come on, that's hardly a near rape...

you're both ok though, right?
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#5
"white van"

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#6
Hmmmmm.... Between "rape path" and a 5 minute detour, you chose rape path. Darwin says," Let them be raped".
#7
isnt it spelled Kohls? or some other variation w/ a K? n i KNEW the past tense of **** was shat! my friend owes me $10
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#8
Haha, we call it the Rape Path.
It runs straight by a hospital, and my mum always says there'll be mental patients and **** all through it.

And we're both okay. Scared as though.
#9
Ah. While I hope you are both okay...

curtis15's response made me giggle.
Holy hellfire. I seem to be back.
#10
I believe that is Stage 1 of rape, the guy sounds like an amature.
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#12
are you talking about that path that goes from crestwood to that park near emerald downs?

if not, where ARE you talking about???

(i lived in port for most of my life, only moved to newcastle last year)
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"white van"

White is the color of peace. You were never in danger.

It means death if you are in China. We're in the Melting Pot; there's no telling.
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#16
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Well you walked down the "rape path". And you were surprised? And yeah, I got mugged by 5 guys tonight.


wow.. you allright? did they take anything?
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#17
so if kohls is coles what i kmart?
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#18
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wow.. you allright? did they take anything?

they gave my phone back because its a POS. But they took $25 which is all i had on me, and my dignity of course. I know it's stupid to do it, but next time, I'm going to do something about it, that was the second time, and I'm pissed off.
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they gave my phone back because its a POS. But they took $25 which is all i had on me, and my dignity of course. I know it's stupid to do it, but next time, I'm going to do something about it, that was the second time, and I'm pissed off.


5 people, that's just unfair.

There should be rules about mugging.
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#20
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5 people, that's just unfair.

There should be rules about mugging.

tell me about it, if there was one of them i'd be fine, 2 even, maybe 3 on a good day, but 5 is just over the top.
#21
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they gave my phone back because its a POS. But they took $25 which is all i had on me, and my dignity of course. I know it's stupid to do it, but next time, I'm going to do something about it, that was the second time, and I'm pissed off.

Where do you live? Where I'm from that's just a good night out.
#22
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are you talking about that path that goes from crestwood to that park near emerald downs?

if not, where ARE you talking about???

(i lived in port for most of my life, only moved to newcastle last year)

Oh, ah, nah, there is a new coles up near Innes Lake, and the path goes behind the Base Hospital.
What school did you go to in Port?
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Where do you live? Where I'm from that's just a good night out.

Australia, south western sydney.
#25
...Anyone else noticed that SYK hasn't been online in a few hours?
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#26
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Mountain Dew sucks. Serves you right.

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#29
I second rabid on rules for mugging. [Perhaps a 3:1 ratio. 3 muggers for every 1 victim? x3]
And glad to know you're alright, frets.
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#31
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Oh, ah, nah, there is a new coles up near Innes Lake, and the path goes behind the Base Hospital.
What school did you go to in Port?

ohh god, all the way out there!

i went to scas. it was terrible... i'm gonna guess that you go to....... westport?? or st pauls?
nah, westport.
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#33
dude that sucks getting mugged by 5...

its the surprise of it all, I'd like to think if you were ready you could do something

Last time that happened to me, like 20 minutes later i felt ****ty coz i didnt do anything and let it happen. Last time it happened to me was like 2 years ago though..

Don't feel too bad frets
#34
if i got mugged by 5 guys i would call em pussys cuz they NEED the other guys to rob me...then id either get pounded into the ground or fite em all one on one n then get arrested on 5 counts of manslaughter
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#38
Wow, there's a gratuitous amount of laughing for a thread founded in rape.
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#39
Bad story and you didn't nearly get raped AT ALL.
You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.