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*sigh* If you click one more time, JUST ONE MORE TIME, you'll regret it. You really will.
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Portugal. The Man »–
Last edited by jasonmetal love at Oct 21, 2008,
#2
pwn3d
"Even though I've found God, I still love blow jobs, and I still say fuck." - Dave Mustaine

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
#4
lol
thats so damn funny, I cant stop
A drumer is needed!!

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#5
Quote by jasonmetal love
http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files-law.html

"...woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated in her hair..."

L O L



I mean, it is kind of disgusting but, just reading it... heh. Hopefully she was at least some what good looking.

tl;dr: She never saw it coming. Literally.



How would they protect her? Some kind of visor/helmet?
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0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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#6
Hahaha
98% of teens have been around or have had alcohol. Put this in your sig if you like bagels.
#8
If you fly BA, they have a masturbation patrol walking up and down the aisles to protect people from this kind of thing.
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Last edited by polaroidvision at Mar 22, 2008,
#9
hahaha. kinda funny. he shdntve done that, but i couldnt help but lol.
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#11
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How would they protect her? Some kind of visor/helmet?




"Ma'am, would you like a complementary semen guard?"
#15
reminds me of that pic in the demotivationalizers thread from 4chan where the guy came into an 11 year olds eye
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Noooooooooooo how could this be! he at all the chocolate in the box
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#16
Now that is news.
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Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

Quote by Rambo-Conny
Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.
#17
it HAD to be american airlines really.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#20
Quote by GiantRaven
You deserve to be sued if you can't spot someone masturbating in a plane seat...


Haha, no kidding. You'd think that would be a pretty obvious thing to see.
#21
Why doesn't she sue the man that made hair babies instead of the airline?
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#22
Quote by arsonite
Why doesn't she sue the man that made hair babies instead of the airline?


Maybe she secretly loved every moment of it?
#23
Quote by happytimeharry
Maybe she secretly loved every moment of it?



Yes, I heard a few drops of semen can calm down rebellious hair.
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#24
Quote by happytimeharry
Maybe she secretly loved every moment of it?


maybe they're both getting a cut of winnings... i smell conspiracy...
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#25
seriously he must have been in a section with no people because thats just to hard not to catch.
but anyway
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Ya well when i wrestle/play with my dog he sometimes jumps on my back and starts humping me. But should he be doing this if he is neutered?



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....no homo?
Last edited by Havok19 at Mar 22, 2008,
#26
Someone just joined the mile high club without even knowing it.
Quote by Kensai
Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

Quote by Rambo-Conny
Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.
#27
Quote by Sol9989
maybe they're both getting a cut of winnings... i smell conspiracy...


Hm...

*rubs chin*

I think you're on to something, my boy.
#29
Quote by arsonite
Why doesn't she sue the man that made hair babies instead of the airline?



Because he wont have the billions of pounds that an Airline has.
#33
Quote by Msu_Man04
Why the hell is she sueing the airlines? Now if one of those flight attendents whacked one in her hair, that's another story.



For the failure of the airline to protect passengers from one another. Plus the airline has all the money = more likely to get $$$$$$.
#34
Quote by wtf is wtf
For the failure of the airline to protect passengers from one another. Plus the airline has all the money = more likely to get $$$$$$.


So basically shes being a greedy *****. I can see the protection part, that's logical. But if the only reason she was sueing AA over the man is money, then we have a greedy wench.
#35
Quote by rojomeansred
Hey she was sleeping it was a prime opportunity...you can't say that most of the pit wouldn't do the same.

4chan would but I'm not so sure that the pit has gone to that level yet.
Quote by masterk1818
Ya well when i wrestle/play with my dog he sometimes jumps on my back and starts humping me. But should he be doing this if he is neutered?



Quote by InvaderTSN
Wrestle with him naked. He'll ruv you rong time.


flickr
Quote by SeveralSpecies

....no homo?
#36
Quote by Havok19
4chan would but I'm not so sure that the pit has gone to that level yet.


Yeah, I think most of us still have a little sense left.
#37
Moral of the story: don't fall asleep on a dark plane.

Now whenever I fly I'm going to be paranoid about all the creepy looking men who want to cum in my hair.
#39
If the air hostesses failed to notice that they've probably been a bit negligent. But then the woman managed to not notice too. I don't think she can really sue them...
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