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#1
What are some aspects about your body or face that make you cringe in the mirror? The side profile of my face makes me. My mouth looks really small, my chin is weak, and my nostrils are sharp and stand out too much. That being said, do you also notice such things about your physical make up, or am I being vain and superficial? Is it possible that I'm the only one that views my own face in that way, while others may actually find me handsome?

Just as a side note, I would not want plastic surgery. I do believe in accepting yourself totally. I think that being confident in that and appreciating you, instead of worrying about how others perceive you, is more attractive to other people anyways. Unfortunately, I still worry about it.

Discuss.
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#2
Basically everything from the neck up.

Neck down however, I'm a cross between an athlete and a pornstar. And I mean the right combination....
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#4
small head/wiener


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#5
I look in the mirror and see hotness, yet when the camera's come out it's a shambles.

I can't take a good picture for ****. Still, wouldn't be assed changing mah face with surgery. I'm hot enough TYVM
#6
i get pissed off everytime i see myself from the side as well, my shoulders look too big, my chin seems fat, and i look generally puffy.
also i hate my fatness. im not uber fat or anything, just about 20 Lbs overweight, but i hate it. and im just too damned lazy to work out. but im gonna start soon anyways.
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#7
in my experiance handsomness= nothing special

seriously i know god awefully ugly guys who get really hot chicks
all about personality (they are really nice and im good friends but im being honest)
#9
i wish my nose wasn't so big (its got a bump in the middle and is a little off center, broke it playing football) other than that im pretty happy with myself....oh yeah and i cant get a good haircut to save my life

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#11
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I look in the mirror and see hotness, yet when the camera's come out it's a shambles.

I can't take a good picture for ****. Still, wouldn't be assed changing mah face with surgery. I'm hot enough TYVM


+1 to the entire thing. I think I look fine, but it's like every camera in the universe is playing one big joke on me.
#12
HI,
My hair is not long enough, right now its shoulder lenghth, nees to be longer, plus i wanna lose my gut, but yea, imma sexy beast, RAWR!
#13
I actually am less concerned about getting chicks than I am with... with I dunno what, haha. Maybe being a good looking rockstar, I'm not sure. I know I could get a chick any time I want, I actually prefer not to right now because I'm concentrating my life on my music. Ofcourse thats probably an excuse, though, seeing as how I've never had a GF.
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#14
I dunno man, I have a whole list of complaints. My beak is somewhat crooked and my feathers are not as white as I'd like them to be. This bothers me the most when I'm around that guy Barry, that sonofabitch has the whites feathers possible. Additionally, my left wing is a tad longer than the right one, which does not really please the ladies.
#18
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small wiener

I'm the complete opposite.
I pass out if I get an errection, there's simply to much blood flow going there!

Edit:
Sorry Sacamano79, just joking on there a little, I'm a bit mean sometimes.

I'd have to say my naturally thin hair really, I have to leave it all wild and Brian May like to make it look the average thickness of someone else.

Also, my cheeks, they're a little chubby unlike the rest of the proportion of my body.
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#19
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I dunno man, I have a whole list of complaints. My beak is somewhat crooked and my feathers are not as white as I'd like them to be. This bothers me


And the poop always sticks to those tail feathers, what a drag...

BTW, I've observed that the traits people have, they usually hate and want those of others, even while the others are the same exact way. No matter what, most people seem to want whatever it is they don't have.
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#20
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well, i'm really short... (5'0)
i'm 14, but 5 feets still short for 14


Same here Part of the reason why I always wear boots. . .
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#21
I hate being overweight. Also, it's not really a trait as much as temporary blemishes, but I hate my acne. I'm not actually bad looking behind it.

That's pretty much it.

EDIT:[quote=""[It's Alex"]"]I'm kindof fat, my nose is big and my face is fat.
I wants a nose job tbh.
I'm not trying to kiss ass, but judging by your profile pics, I'd say none of those things are true. But hey, to each their own.
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#22
I think my face is a little too long and angular. And as much as I love being Irish and German, it gives me pasty white skin, which I'm not too fond of.
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#25
i've been told i'm too hairy for my own 16 year old self.
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#26
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I hate my curly hair too in a way.
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#27
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I look in the mirror and see hotness, yet when the camera's come out it's a shambles.

I can't take a good picture for ****. Still, wouldn't be assed changing mah face with surgery. I'm hot enough TYVM

Word.

I'm totally happy with my appearance in the mirror, but almost every picture I see of myself I look like a knob, to me anyhow. Sometimes there's some alright ones but oh well, I don't care that much.

Also when I hear my voice on a recording it always sounds a lot different to how I hear it. In a bad way, it's like, man do I really sound that weird?
#28
I hate my hair. It's curly and unmanageable and even if I straighten it, it goes back to curly in a few hours anyway. Furthermore, it isn't even pretty-curly. It's hideous. Like, the top of my head is wavey/straight, then toward the bottom it turns it to all-out massive curls. Wtf, I know. It's also way too thick. If I get it cut short (collarbone/shoulders), I always ask them to thin it, but I still lose because if I get it short I straighten it but it will go back to curly, and medium-length curly hair is just ugly.

In fact, I think I'd be happier if I was bald and wore wigs all day.
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#30
Don't get me started. :p

Well, if my face is looking particularly bad, I can sort it out with a strategically placed fringe. But I look disturbingly ugly with my hair up.

Uh.. oh yeah. I hate my body too. I cover that up with clothes.
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#31
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Word.

I'm totally happy with my appearance in the mirror, but almost every picture I see of myself I look like a knob, to me anyhow. Sometimes there's some alright ones but oh well, I don't care that much.

Also when I hear my voice on a recording it always sounds a lot different to how I hear it. In a bad way, it's like, man do I really sound that weird?


Dude, same with both of those! The worst was when I saw a video recording of myself in a convo at a restaurant. It just sucked.
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#32
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#33
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']I've broken my nose two times, luckily it's not crooked though.

I often have dark eye bags for some reason

same here man... Anyone have any idea what we could do to remedy this?

also, my face is crooked. don't know why. or how. looks fine in the mirror. but in every pic/ vid of me, my face structure looks like \ instead of |

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#34
Oh, I forgot. I'm terribly skinny. 5'9", 15 years old, 122 lbs (checked this morning before shower). I can't do anything about it, my metabolism is too high. It happened to many people in my family. Skinny little guys till after high school, then they turn into football player sized people.

Working out doesn't help, I eat fine, I've tried binge eating then working it off, but nothing works.
#35
I'm too sexy for my own good. Every time I leave the house, 3 or 4 people always try to molest me. Sure, it was fun at first, but, after a while, you start to feel dirty.


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#36
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My nose looks ok with my glasses off. Looks huge with them on.

That's the magnifiying effect of glasses.
#37
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Word.

I'm totally happy with my appearance in the mirror, but almost every picture I see of myself I look like a knob, to me anyhow. Sometimes there's some alright ones but oh well, I don't care that much.

Also when I hear my voice on a recording it always sounds a lot different to how I hear it. In a bad way, it's like, man do I really sound that weird?

+9000 to all of this. It's all true for me, too (well, with the exception of the first sentence, I'm not TOTALLY happy with my mirror appearance)
#38
i dont think this thread's gonna make anyone feel any better about themselves... lol
#39
I'm happy with how I look in the mirror from the front. Even at an angle. But from the side its just bad.
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#40
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