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#1
Since I just opened the window and turned on the fan to get the smell of KY jelly out of my room and as I watch my girlfriend drive away from my house, I wonder.

What's the freakiest thing everyone on UG has done in the sack?

GO!
#7
hmm...when i was really young i once **** in my bed....
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#8
I fell asleep in bed with a full Pint in my hands (Leaning against the wall) and woke up with it perfectly pristine That's freaky because I always spill it when moving, never mind whilst unconcious.

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#9
i pee'd
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#10
So you had butt sex?

?
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#15
A girl once tried to go SM with me.

I'm not into that kind of stuff though =\.
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#17
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Holy **** that is hilarious
#18
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Tiger balm + sex = win

Tiger Balm + Sex = ftl.

Seriously.
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Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#19
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A girl once tried to go SM with me.

I'm not into that kind of stuff though =\.


you too? what is it with these chicks??

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#20
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you too? what is it with these chicks??

****ing psychos, each and every one of them.
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#21
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Masturbated.


hey dude you should try bengay.
It works a treat seriously
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#22
This thread seems like the I-just-had-sex-and-I-want-everyone-to-know-about-it-but-that-
would-be-lame-so-I'm-going-to-make-a-thread-with-a-fake-point-so-I-can-subtly-slip-in-that-
I-just-had-sex kinda thread.
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#23
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This thread seems like the I-just-had-sex-and-I-want-everyone-to-know-about-it-but-that-
would-be-lame-so-I'm-going-to-make-a-thread-with-a-fake-point-so-I-can-subtly-slip-in-that-
I-just-had-sex kinda thread.

</lol wut?>
#24
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This thread seems like the I-just-had-sex-and-I-want-everyone-to-know-about-it-but-that-
would-be-lame-so-I'm-going-to-make-a-thread-with-a-fake-point-so-I-can-subtly-slip-in-that-
I-just-had-sex kinda thread.


Yeah.. pretty much

so I hear you liek teh butt secks?
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#27
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This thread seems like the I-just-had-sex-and-I-want-everyone-to-know-about-it-but-that-
would-be-lame-so-I'm-going-to-make-a-thread-with-a-fake-point-so-I-can-subtly-slip-in-that-
I-just-had-sex kinda thread.


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#28
hmmmm, i think ive had a wet dream, but its been a while...

and +1 to GodofCheesecake
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#32
I blindfolded my 'ex and told her to be prepared for a hard, seven incher.

... I smacked her in the head with a blackjack and jizzed on her toothbrush.
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#33
During summer, I would deprive myself of sleep by waking myself up at 5 am every morning to go cycling. My alarm was Judas Priest's "Judas Rising." It would play through my 5.1 speaker system and scare me out of bed. Often times, I would subconsciously rise out of bed headbanging.

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#35
Ate a peanut butter and jelly while doing homework with my girlfriend at the end playing candyland with my dog.
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#36
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Tiger balm + sex = win


I should try that. I used carmex once, it was too strong.
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#37
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During summer, I would deprive myself of sleep by waking myself up at 5 am every morning to go cycling. My alarm was Judas Priest's "Judas Rising." It would play through my 5.1 speaker system and scare me out of bed. Often times, I would subconsciously rise out of bed headbanging.


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#38
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I should try that. I used carmex once, it was too strong.


Well I started by using muscle warmer but as me and my GF got used to it we needed something stronger (therefore the Tigerbalm) so I suggest you start low


TIP - also it makes the dude last longer when you've tried it a couple of times
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